/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12435787
>You'll never be a suburban kid taken to your grandmother's monstergirl farm for a week.
>You'll never be bored out of your mind until a holstaurus calf walks over to you and asks why you look so gloomy.
>You'll never become good friends with her over the course of the week.
>You'll never be sad when you have to go home, and promise to keep in touch with her via letters.
>You'll never come back at age 22 after inheriting the farm from your late grandmother.
>You'll never spot a familiar looking Holstaurus walking around
>She'll never spot you, gasp and get a massive smile and a gleam in her eyes.
>She'll never charge your way and tackle you to the ground in a massive hug while shrieking "YOU'RE BAAAACK!"
>You'll never comically struggle to inform her that her now gigantic breasts are smothering you.
I made myself sad anon.

>>12431120
>You'll never have a grandmother in japan who asks you to watch over the shrine she maintains while she's gone.
>You'll never take a plane to japan only to find that a number of monstergirls live at the shrine.
>You'll never be stalked the the shrine's patron Ryu and her Nekomata and Shirohebi handmaidens/best friends
>You'll never have to deal with the himedere Kitsune from a rival shrine.
>You'll never have to sneak back into your house to avoid getting dragged into drinking with the Oni sisters that live near the shrine
It hurts so bad.