/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You think I can ask Lich-san to make me a vampire-werewolf hybrid wife?

How much do you think a lich charges for, uh, "materials" to make a patchwork zombie wife?

>Lich's Build-A-Wife Workshop is shut down pending an investigation into where she got the zombie parts
It's a shame, really. I wanted to go and pick out the biggest, plumpest bits for my dumb zombie waifu.

Would a Lich teach me how to create my own patchwork zombie wives?

I don't think even Lich-chan can resurrect this thread.

>>18689879
Anon, unless that suicide device obliterates your soul, the most you've done is delay them an hour or two and piss off the lich down at the morgue who has more important things to do than stitch back together another idiot who tried to off himself.

>>18570879
>Spitting in the face of science because lul magic
>Not using based science to enhance your arcane arts
Poor, small-minded Baphos

>>16499160
>Okay...

>>16361150
I think it's just the clash between the panties and her personality that does it
>be living with a lich
>today she's walking around the house in one of your hoodies
>it's odd how she has this air of maturity that surrounds her in everything she does
>maybe it's that unflinching expression of hers
>see her messing around in the kitchen when she accidentally drops a spoon on the ground
>she bends down to pick it up and gives you a good look at her panties stretched over her ample bottom
>they have a picture of a cartoon kitten with "I WUV U" written underneath
>you immediately try to smother your giggling in a nearby couch cushion knowing that if she hears you, you're dead
>and not in the good way
>she looks back at you, confused as to what you're doing, then walks off while calling you weird

>have a lich girlfriend
>she claims to be able to focus completely on her research, no matter what
>decide to test this one day while she's sitting at her desk
>come up behind her and aggressively grope her sizable tits
>she doesn't even jump
>move on to tweaking her nipples and stroking her stomach
>still just reading over documents like nothing happened
>kick things into overdrive, kissing up and down her neck, running your hands between her thighs, and even nibbling on one of her ears while whispering how you're gonna tear her up later
>absolutely no reaction
>you finally give up and take a step back when she says "Anon, were you trying to mess with me? I told you nothing could shake my focus. Since I just finished for the day, I'll go get some drinks for us."
>After she's left the room, you notice that her chair is completely drenched

>>15397794
>Thinking that Lich-tan wouldn't be prepared for all variables
What kind of scientist do you take her for?

>>15052875
Apprentice under/marry a Lich, that should cover your fundamentals (summoning, necromancy, potions, basic curses). Then either practice or travel the world to study under the hermit masters of magic.

>>14133362
>Lich
>Mild Tsun
>Chubby
>Drunk (deredere)
I'm in love

>>13989665
Probably make a note to rework her perimeter defenses and 'punish' the security before siccing a giant Skeleton on you to detain you for 'questioning'. All while looking utterly unfazed by everything.

>>13765461
My money's on the Lich. Unless she has to carry her phylactery into the Games with her, she's effectively immortal. And even then, she can just hide it away. Plus magic, bitches!

>>13642003
discover /mgg/*
Proofreading is hard.

>>13527027
>humans on average are smarter then monsters
From what crevice in your GI tract did you get that from?

>>13354466
>taking fictional scenarios seriously
We need a tard wrangler up in this bitch.

Why hasn't the Ghoul had art of her giving a blowjob or love-biting even though that's her schtick?

>>13081685
Simmer down now.

>>12803319
You sound like those screechers on Counterstrike, you know that?

>>12769921
>Generalizing the MGE this hard.
>Defending Bobs *contemporary* monsterboy filled setting while generalizing another.
>Shilling faggotcats and Cheyicores

>>12434703
We aren't your personal army you fucking faggot.