/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38475434
Fall deeper into the clutches of 2d.

>>36970025
>be me
>oni
>day of the rape, portals popping up everywhere, head on through one to get me a husband
>why are the buildings so fucking tall in this world
>and what are these big metal boxes moving down the road
>whatever
>drink an entire bottle of beer in one gulp
>smell man-scent coming from one of the houses
>break down the door because what the fuck are doorknobs, im an oni
>inside is a guy
>"ohhhh nooo dont take me im not worth it i'll make your life worse"
>pull out another bottle of beer and force him to drink it to stop the moping
>follow this up with loving and pelvis-shattering sex
>hubby wakes up from fuck-coma happy
the fate of all sadfags

>>36602083
Blue ones have a better flavor

>>36438824
I prefer my oni abs to be blueberry-flavored instead of strawberry but to each their own.

>>35824471

>>34759760
Yeah, just sloooowly

>>34693702
>posting about human girls in a monster girl thread is being creative
That's just being a contrarian, take your spongebob reaction images back to /tg/ and stay there. You do realize by coming here and being like this you're just as a bad as the bug boy faggot who killed your thread right?