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I love this bimbo

I LOVE my cute girlfriend Haachama! She is definitely the best Hololive GF you could possibly get! Some people dislike the fact that she would kill you and herself if you two ever tried to eat her food, but to me that is a positive! I mean, first of all, she would hold herself up the same standard! Haachama would never cheat on you, because she is obsessed with you and loves you so much! And ONLY you!

Second of all, you would never even WANT to talk to another girl, because your cute Haachama GF is so beautiful and perfect! She cares about you so much that she gets worried if you don't text her back after 20 seconds in the middle of the night! She is a great cook, and would love making you meals, or cute tasty treats, and staring at you while you eat! She loves the idea of her own meals melting in your cute belly and turning into nourishment, or cute fluffy chub on your belly and thighs! She would also love resting her head on your belly while you digest it!

Haachama loves having cute lovey-dovey sex with you, and would do whatever you want! She would cater to your every fetish! Even if it's something weird like smelling her stinky feet, though she'd also want to smell yours as well! Cute emotional sex is Haachama's favorite kind, and she would even tear up during it! It would also be really fun to take Haachama out in public, and see everyone's reactions at her very loud and visible displays of public affection!

Sorry if this post is kinda long and flamboyant; I could just talk about Haachama all day! I love love love love love love LOOOOOOVE my cute 'n' crazy girlfriend Haachama!