/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The fruit vendor
>Once, I found myself exploring the sands
>When I came across a traveller from an antique land
>”Come one! Come all!” This merchant exclaimed.
>There’s no-one around, she must be insane!
>Her eyes fixed on me, like a hawk on a mouse
>”You look like a boy, in need of a spouse!”
>Tucked below her table, the black tail of a snake
>A snake! A snake! For goodness sake!
>”So forward, but I’m fine. Thank you very much, Miss.”
>”Worth a try. Want to buy?” she winked back with a hiss.
>The lamia parted her coat, all big and baggy
>To reveal two melons, hanging and saggy
>”Care for some fruit?” she patted her wares
>”Fruit? Out here?” I stared at her pears.
>”I’ve got melons and coconuts, figs and plums,
>”Even stuff like peaches!” she patted the sack on her bum.
>Though both her melons and peaches caught my eye,
>”Sorry, Miss. I’m in a rush.” I had to lie.
>”Hold a moment, Sir. I won’t keep you staying.”
>”But you’re parched and thin! If you don’t mind me saying.”
>”And what’s that to you?” I dismissed her plea.
>”Have a banana! Please. They’re full of Vitamin D!”
>”Someone as pale as you must be deficient.”
>”Though in other areas…” she stared at my crotch, “you’re probably proficient.”
>I blushed and stammered, “I was born wan like this!”
>”I come from afar, now good day, Miss!”
>I turned to stride off, but her tail caught my clothes.
>She whispered in my ear, voice pretty like a rose.
>” We got off on the wrong foot. I came on too strong.”
>”Though as a lamia – I can’t help it! I was only born with one.”

>>27256198
I'm already too weak to pleasure. Ejaculating from riding the bus over cobblestones and not daring to touch the tip of my dick while jerking off for fear of overreacting to the sensation mean I don't need any pleasure runes.
I'm totally hopeless.

>>21377214
>Young apophis wants human boy next door to be her boyfriend
>He of course thinks girls are icky and denies her on grounds of cooties
>Apophis goes and asks her mother on how to get a boy to like her
>Mom is extremist and tells her that the best way to get a boy is with her venom
>Momma apophis goes on tirade about how human men are meant to be subjugated
>Dad then walks in and smacks mom on the rear end causing her let out a cute yelp and blush
>Momma apophis drags him to the bedroom so she can "reprimand" him for embarrassing her in front of their daughter
Is it nature or nurture that causes a monster girl to become an extremist?

>>20828082
You are like little baby.

>>20711648
Excellent.

>Sempai? Can we meet after school?

>>19002165
If the apple was jammed with sex potions like I'm assuming it was, she won't be for long.

>>18911282
>the Apophis loses to the dick
Only if she hasn't already conquered the kingdom.

>>18807129
No.

>>18513755
How do I know she doesn't spike her products?

>>17977918
Oh silly anon! You say such weird things sometimes!

>>17711006
Hear hear!
REAL SUCCUSLUT HOURS, WHO UP

>>17170388
I told you I had been seeing chicks with collars around, but because I haven't seen that specific type I don't get outside much?
Okay.

Purple is the sexiest color, discuss.

>>15646052
Silly anon, you're seeing things. There's no snakes on the internet.

Another mistake ironed out.

Hey anon, have you read V for Vendetta? It's this totally rad comic book about how you should remove Pharaoh.

>>15485186
>in a dungeon.
A rape dungeon?

>>14903275
Apophis and Shirohebi are going to wait outside her home with baseball bats. No one steals their popularity and gets away with it.

>>14885020
It's becoming a problem.

>>14487818
Grapesnakes just need some love and affection to free them from their hate, I want to make one feel like the happiest woman alive.

SO MUCH GAZER LATELY MY DICK IS DIAMONDSSSS

>>14388571
>Ask your waifu Apophis to dress as a Pharaoh
>She acts offended and storms off
>The next day you pass her room and hear her humming a happy tune in the bedroom
>You take a peak and see her posing in front of the mirror while wearing an authentic Pharaoh outfit
>Before you have time to fully appreciate the sight before you there's a loud knock at the door
>You open it and on your doorstep is your Pharaoh neighbour, angry to the point of tears and wearing nothing but a towel
>It turns out your cosplay suggestion inspired your waifu to steal all of her clothes
>You love her but being married to an Apophis can be complicated at times

Ara~ I didn't think your dick would be so small. That's okay, mama will take care of you.

>>14239034
Rude! I just wish for a lamia who'll give me headpats for being a good boy and making her happy!
>>14239035
When I write about it.
>>14239038
No bully pls.
>>14239051
>>14239058
CC monstergirls are the best.