/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I have a hankering to spread a quilt on the grass and feed a girl strawberries, which species is best for this?

You'd think being married to a monster girl with a lot of political power would be great, but there has to be some downsides to it too
>be the husband of the queen of a very large demon realm. her advisers don't understand what she sees in you, the most average of average guys
>over the years of being married to her, you've learned to watch what you say around her
>she once asked you what your favorite vacation spot was, and you told her about a nice island near her kingdom
>it was conquered and annexed within a week
>in an anecdote, you mentioned a guy who tricked you out of $50
>he was given a public execution
>let slip that you hate it when people smoke in restaurants
>she outlaws smoking everywhere and shuts down all tobacco factories

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Don't take it the wrong way. We have a couple pictures like this, but not something more substantial like pic related

How do we go about overthrowing this wench and installing Grapesnake as the rightful ruler of the desert kingdom?