/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35995434
It's important to get a trustworthy financial advisor as early as possible. This is what tanuki are for

>>34656232
I take the CEO of Danuki's Meido Services as my personal maid and onahole

>>34637063
Business trip, company provided service. Blame the tanukis, they made an offer I couldn't refuse.

>>34120119
Tanukis are evolved to be as smug as possible as it increases their chances of being mating pressed. Don't give them what they want, instead you should invite them over to your place to cuddle and watch movies. Then have sex in the missionary position holding hands with the lights off, only then can you unsmug a tanuke

I want to make large, daily deposits into some shortstack nukis' wombs in the hopes of accruing enough interest for some daughters.

>tfw no shortstack nuki wife who invests a lot of money into business suits because you keep stuffing her full of cum/babies.

>>24663241
These Tanuki have figured out how to drain boyahs of all their juices and that's a good thing!

>>23893838
Alright, but only if the one giving the blowjob is also a nuki. And throw in a titjob.

>>23161921
>2 weeks later, a hostile takeover
>you're summoned into the boardroom
>you see this

>>21450134
They are capitalism given physical form. What else would it mean?

Could you land a quarter between a danuki's cleavage?

>>20847359
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>>20847377
See these mountains? You can climb them.

>>20263952
Can anyone stop them?

>>20062380
>Hora, boyim. You interested in my sizeable assets? Come to my office and we'll talk.

Danukis are the greatest and cutest monster girls. And please, remember the 6 million that didn't get a husband. Danukis deserve love, too.

>>19217149
P A I Z U R I

>>19173658
Even if she doesn't, she will by the time I'm done. You can't just drop a massive rack like that in front of a man and not expect it to get glazed with cum.

>>18827479
Remember, there's a two-for-one offer for the next three generations. Marry one now and get their sister/CC aunt/cousin as a second wife!

>>18667845
Someone has to stop bringing booze to the nook office parties. They can't control themselves and things get really awkward when they're drunk. HR is always swamped with complaints after parties.

>>18633188
I'd indulge in my office sex fantasies with them, in every hole, at every opportunity.

>>18585067
Are you prepared to take responsibility?

>>18074129
I shouldn't have taken one of those student loans those Tanuki give out.

Now they literally have me by the balls.

>>17952177
I plan to keep them warm by another method.

I want an older Tanuki with grey fur to shake her walking stick at her daughters and lecture them about the 'Tanuki Laws of Acquistion'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvFYBkesqGU