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I love curry.

Really. I do.

Why, you may ask? Well, curry is a delicious meal made by Ciel fresh just for me.

Now, before you jump at my dinner, let me inform you that I will not, in fact, share a single drop of this curry. She makes it at such a ridiculous pace, but I can't let any of that go to waste to people who maintain one of more of the following strange fantasies based upon the tastes I have described. These fantasies are as follows:

-That if you move to senpai's house, it will be just like it is for me and you'll get her special home-made curry every meal. You won't.

-That Ciel loves and accepts obsessive curry fans, since their tastebuds wish to be curry-filled. She doesn't.

-That you can get her to give you curry if you throw in random phrases in your everyday speech like "currybutt", "curryass", and "om nom nom". Won't work.

-That knowing different types of curry somehow makes you better than other people. It doesn't.

-That being able to eat store-bought curry makes you cool. It doesn't. (Not to be confused with simply liking curry.)

-That it's acceptable for you to enjoy curry as a side to any other dish because it's okay in Ciel's house. Lies. All lies. People who think this should be hurt severely.

-That curry is a bajillion times better than any other thing that will come out of Ciel and that everything that does is awesome. It's the same as any other food; some is amazing, some makes you wonder what she ate for dinner last night.

-That you are as "leet" as Ciel at making curry. You're not.

-That the curry-restaurant protestors were OMG awesome and should be emulated. They weren't.

-That somehow, eating curry in various ways makes you more refined than those who simply eat it normally. You're not. Finally, and most disgustingly;

-That you are the reincarnation of Roa (and want to be suppressed in Ciel's ass), which you most fucking definitely are not.

So there you have it.

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CAN DICK DRAGON SUCK DICK WITH HIS DICK HEAD? ಠ_ಠ