/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>41675350
Bro, do you know how fucked up it is to want to fuck children?

>>39974492
There's a time and a place for it. If we're at home and she's in the mood she can be as lewd as she wants, but most of the time just jeans and a sweater is my jam. I love when clothes reveal nothing but fit in a way that gives you ideas.

You're returning to your isolated hometown in the steppes after 5 years on the east coast or something and it turns out your dad died and now you have to become the town doctor just as an undead plague is starting to spread and the whole situation becomes udderly ridiculous in very short order.

>>20996311
>Young shota anon is watching the normal cows get milked
>Says he wants to try
>Is actually really good at it and filled the bucket up in no time
>Holst tour guide leads him into a private pen for milking
>Is air conditioned, has a nice comfy bed, carpeting, etc.
>He wonders what kind of farm animal they keep in here
>Suddenly loli Holst comes in redder than a fire elemental
>She asks anon if he's the milker
>He proudly exclaims so
>Loli Holst drops her top showing him her breasts
I wonder how they welcome new farmhands to the family?

>>20821961
I have a suggestion. A prescription, perhaps.

>>20617531
I think we're all pretty sick here, anon. I know I am.

I may have a fever, even. One for which there is only one prescription.

>>19833688
>President Holst has to make a speech at some UN peace talks
>Y'all play nice now, y'hear?

>>16231527
What about butterscotch?

>>16161171
Holstaur bust to bust in or bust.

>>14566780
The best.

>>14375958
You mean like one of those sweater dresses? Also acceptable.
>Just long enough to cover everything
>Still rides up when she bends over

>>14318438
I imagine her having a massive mace or morning star. Just like, stupidly big for how small her frame is, but she hefts it around like it's nothing because of that hidden minotaur strength. But she's also apologetic about having to smash people.

>>13948611
They have an N side and a S side. The N likes the S, but doesn't like other N's, and the same situation with S. Thus, opposites attract, and likes repel. That's why people don't like fags. They're not magnets.

>>13908698
Y-you think milking a Holst is a chore?

THIS IS NOT MY COW! WHERE'S MY COW?

>>13037473
The MGC Maid Central gaurantees that all maids are trained to properly follow your orders and directions.
However it is to be noted that maids have a tendency to perform tasks in a way they personally find most effective or prefered. Maids will also act independently performing actions they find needed or think will be in your best interest. It is possible that a maid their personal religion and beliefs will affect this behavior. If you feel unsure you are always welcome to perform a recommendation and partnering test to find out which maid is best for you.

>>13037484
Walking around nude on the streets is considered indecent and punishable by forced tailbrushing. In addition how could one possibly properly meet a new maid in such an improper attire maid. We recommend you keep your pants on for the first meeting.

The MGC Maid Central is not responsible for choise of clothing at the resident of the Master in question. This includes the maids attire.

>>13037493
Our latest research has proven that 76% of all send out maids have ended up married with their Masters and thus ending their contract. The remaining 24% returned properly to the MGC Maid Central. Thankfully only a handfull had to be put on relief "Therapy" before they could be send out again. These numbers include both maids hired to serve married couples and single males hiring maids.

What you make of those numbers is up to you.

>>13037478
Maid Type: Holstaur
Name: Bella
Personality: Calm and positive
Notes: Needs to be milked once a day with or without assistance.

Bella is one of our more recent additions who decided that a farm life wasn't for her. She went through Maid Centrals classes without any major issues and is known to serve adequately in test coarses. She however lacks any form of actual experience as she never served a real Master before.

The MGC Maid Central believes that Bella might be a suitable canditate for you.

>>12800663
>tfw she will never be friends with the Ushi-Oni who is also given shit for being a freaky bull-spider
>And the Holstaurus girl who helps make sure they haven't completely turned their back on society before even graduating high school

Truly Holsts are for healing.

Sup my monster bros!

Took a few weeks away from the threads to let things simmer down from the move. How are things running around her now?