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>>44875745
Should you ever dare to workout with Yuugi, you'll have to travel to a remote cave in the mountains of Gensokyo, where you will meet Hoshiguma Yuugi. She will put you through a gruelling regime of unconventional lifts and eating at least 20,000 calories per day until you reach a bodyweight of 200 kilograms. Once this is accomplished, Yuugi will share with you her secrets of ungodly bloat. You will now bloatmog, wristmog, skullmog, BMImog and cholesterolmog everyone you meet, even surpassing Yuugi herself. You will be the strongest man in the world and unbeatable in a fight. Most women will view you as a freak, but you will find at least wife. You will have to deal with the normal medical consequences and shortened lifespan of weighing over 250 kilograms at your peak weight.

Yuugi wields powerful magic. She can make me rock hard just by showing on the screen.

'ey.