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Squeeze grapes

I would like read a story of a woman turning into a satryos.

Whats a good song to sing while drunk?

>>21215502
what about my right to party?

I stuff got sump punch from new years
I wonder how she feels about just chilling the night with some drinks as opposed to full blown parties

>Anon is Apple guy
>He grows apples, he sells apple reated things
>its all he knows, its all he does, its all he is.
>Doesn't mind selling to monsters, to him it just means more customers
>One in particular catches his eye
>A satyros to be exact
>She comes by every chance to drink with anon and allays buys some apples
>He wonders what kind of parties she's having with the amount she buys.
>one day she comes round with two Nebuchadnezzar grade bottles.
>it's apple wine, she must if fermented it with her magic
>she asks if he wants to try some as a thank you for selling her the apples to brew it
>Anon nods, and she pours a glass
>but instead of giving you the glass, she sips it and gives him an intense kiss
>"Did you like that?"
>All anon can do is nod
>"we've got plenty to enjoy our selves with, lets have our own party, just us, what do you say?"

I need rum

Fuck it, lets do this

>Anon is Apple guy
>He grows apples, he sells apple reated things
>its all he knows, its all he does, its all he is.
>Doesn't mind selling to monsters, to him it just means more customers
>One in particular catches his eye
>A satyros to be exact
>She comes by every chance to drink with anon and allays buys some apples
>He wonders what kind of parties she's having with the amount she buys.
>one day she comes round with two Nebuchadnezzar grade bottles.
>it's apple wine, she must if fermented it with her magic
>she asks if he wants to try some as a thank you for selling her the apples to brew it
>Anon nods, and she pours a glass
but instead of giving you the glass, she sips it and gives him an intense kiss
>"Did you like that?"
>All anon can do is nod
>"we've got plenty to enjoy our selves with, lets have our own party, just us, what do you say?"

Grapes to squeeze

>No alcohol
>No money to buy alcohol
Save me wine goat. I don't want to be sober today.

>>18305312
Holy fuck I want to fuck one of these now.

I need wine

>>17818240
she would just ram bottles of the good stuff down your throat

>No Satyros to enjoy a decent glass of wine with
>she will never get frisky and to things while drinking you didn't know was possible

Is it okay to drink alcoholic punch in the mornings?

>>17230627
Satyros seem more like the type to be begging you to come with them for a night of fun.

>Come on! Live a little! I know some great places, too!

You should listen to her, Anon.