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>>45599015
"Oh, no! I am in mortal danger from this... rock... thingy!"
>Wait a few moments.
>The earth beneath you begins to rumble sexily.

>>42927261
Next dragon does not use the window.

>>42900160
>>42900163

>>42865932
I can understand responding to bait a little for your own amusement but my God the thread is actually getting derailed from it
Also wurm and malef best dragon

>>42827304
> Your wurm senses indicate a human man lives in that house in the middle of nowhere.
> Obviously, you need to be a good neighbor and say hello.
> Bring a nice casserole to welcome him to the neighborhood.
> On your way over, you thunk into a weird metallic object.
> It explodes, ruining your hot dish.

> Try not to cry.
> Cry a lot.

> But now you have more important worries.
> This anonymous human isn't living in that house.
> He's surrounded by explosives--he's trapped!
> You spur yourself into action, feeling explosion after explosion rock into you as you close the distance.
> He'll be so happy once he realizes he's saved.

Back from the dead, finally done with another request. This is for >>34090803. I know wurms aren't really this dumb, but I like the idiot cinnamon roll trope too much to pass up.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34703974

Probably going to work on the jinko story next.