/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44001999
Completely absurd

marry elves

>>43679307
They're pretty nice.

>>43108995
I'M NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU, YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME

>>23365322

>>21802295
Yandere a SHIT

>>21767485

Time to sleep.

>>20978988
I HAVE A BURNING NEED

I want to make a chubby CC monster girl happy.
Where do I find these?
I want to be cuddled tightly.

New >>18493896

i really want to impregnate a dark elf.

>>16397926
Outside of humanity, yes. It's true.

>>16261763
Elves are for loving tenderly! Please do not even suggest such vile and barbaric things!

>Returning from your adventure in some ancient ruins
>Waylaid by adolescent Elven bandit (female)
>She's holding a dagger to your neck and monologuing, smugly
>Intentionally sneeze in her face with no warning
>She's not sure what to do, momentarily stunned
>Pin her to the ground
>Use her dagger to slice away her undergarments
>Prone bone her, deflowering her in the process
>Finish up inside
>Roll off and roll up a cigarette
>Take a few puffs as you watch her crying, face down, ass up
>stick the cigarette in her mouth as she continues to cry
>Open your sack and toss a valuable-looking ring at her
>"Might as well, right? I mean those kids are gonna need a dad."
>She's still facedown taking deep huffs of air in-between sobs
>"Look, it's not the worse thing that could happen, I could've killed you."

>3 months later

>>15252640
But that elf was so happy, she only wants to go on a date...
Are you going to break her (and my) heart?

Elf Cuddlin'

Just a reminder.

>>14398360
>10 minutes into traditional elven archery practice n' chill

Reminder to cuddle your dark elf close and keep her safe and warm on these cold autumn nights for the sake of you future family and elven-human relations as a whole.

>>14358008
>"You know the roots of Christmas are actually found in the ancient, beautiful High Elven festival of "Ysmil 'och Yulle an Gulahlil" right? It was the time of year in which we prayed to the winter spirits residing inside of fir trees, or at least it was until savage, uncultured human invaders came into our lands and transplanted their beliefs onto our sacred events....blah blah blah"

When it gets too much you just bit their ears then use them as handle bars when you rape them from behind as they moan in pleasure and beg for you to take them as your wife and give them a romantic Christmas wedding.

*REMINDER* That's only high elves though.

Brown elves love Christmas and merge there traditions with yours in a beautiful show of human-elven cultural sharing. Then you cuddle and love them next to a warm fire when it's snowing outside.

>>14331571
Brown elves are for cuddling protecting and marriage

High elves are for rape and humiliation

>You rest easy, feeling her soft breathing against you chest
>"Remember when we met?"
>"How could I forget?"
>"Our clan had never seen humans before, you humans came to colonize the highlands.."
>She nuzzles against your chest "We didn't hear each other and we started fighting over practically nothing."
>"I was so scared when you captured me, I was just an apothecary, I had no clue about fighting. I thought I was dead."
>You grip her hand "It didn't help that each of our side's got freaked out and made things worse than they had any need to be. Remember "Elves practice black magicks" and "Humans seek to destroy the forest?"
>She laughs softly "Of course. I was frightened when you came to me for the first time., you only wanted to give me some food but I thought you were going to kill me."
>"You started crying like a little girl."
>"And you bullied me, you teased me!"
>"You got so mad you refused to eat and started throwing insults around."
>"But you pouted and refused to speak to me! You're the little girl!"
>"What if you never asked about that alchemical text I was reading? We might not have ever talked to one another."
>"We had so much in common, we loved so many of the same things..."
>you rub her head
>"I still blush thinking about it, taking me to the meeting spot, hand in hand, brokering a truce between our leaders."
>She rubs your chest in return
>"We may have been the first but now elven-human relationships are common. Elves and humans live side by side, it's hard to believe this all started with bloodshed."
>She exhales deeply "I love you."
>You pull her head against your chest "I love you too."