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Is it lewd to drink milk in front of holstaurs?

>>31934776
A cow would do just as good

>"That guy's buying two gallons of milk at once!"
>"I-I bet he drinks it straight from the jug like some kind of...animal."

>>25185103
>tfw an anon without a waifu
there has to be ONE OF THEM willing to date me right?

>>24552762
A better question is what -isn't-.
>Any Orc, Oni, Ogre, Troll or anything related.
>Any large Lamia
>Any Arachene, who has silk and venom on demand to boot so you don't need to look for it.
>Any -tuar, from cow to horse. Beasts of burden are usually large and strong. Minotuar don't fuck around but blood rages suck and end with (you) getting raped.
>A hunting harpy could eviscerate pretty much anything short of a dragon.
>A goddamn dragon. Why the fuck not?
>Any Mage, who can just poof assailants someplace else.
>Big dumb wurm.
>even a fucking Kobold.

>She sees you drinking milk in public

>momster having conversation with a human mom neighbor from the second floor window
>human mom can't see Anon banging his momster behind the curtains

>>22991952
Fat cows

>tfw no momster who drains you before school every morning so you don't "cause problems for your female classmates"

I need a monster I can call Mommy.