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Check out this gorgeous snake.
What a tail

>>44944519
>An average lamia would weigh around 2000lbs and would therefore need at least 60 people to restrain her.
What if I restrain her with my dick?
And beer?

>>42359458
>Camouflaged Lamia wife waits in certain spots to ambush her husband
>Lies on the couch so she can trick him into sitting on her
>Waits around corners and at the bottom or top of the stairs to grab him
>Hides somewhere on the lawn or in the foyer when he comes home from work so she can Calvin and Hobbes him
>She says it's because hubby acting like a cute prey animal around her when she's camouflaged activates her "predatory instincts"
>Not because she wants an excuse to coil him or anything like that no sir

>>42320586
oh no, tomboy Lamias! how can we resist their serpentine-boyish charms?

>>41332762
Gyaru with an obsidian snake body, tanned human upper half, and either silvery white or golden blonde hair. Still yandere

>>39917553
If it's 34 degrees outside and she's like 20 degrees - you will.

>>39772876
seminal investments can give great returns of cute daughters and sons. And it doesn't punish you for putting all effort into only one type of stock.

>>39695371
snakes are sick at climbing with those scutes, they can go vertically
you'd just need rooms to be bigger to accommodate all that tail

>>39611504
I mean an anaconda has a max lifespan of about 10 years, 6 meters in length and 250kg in weight

So I'm guessing that a hag lamia of ~40 years is gonna be pretty fucking massive

>>39439098
>>Everyone always tells her the same joke because of that one popular movie where a nerdy boy gets invited to a sorcery school full of gyaru dark mages
I found it odd they had that ancient evil gyaru lamia win in the end but it made sense when I saw the director

>>39373458
>largest lamias 1000-2000 lbs
god please

>>35072927
Hi how're yeh!

>Hey anon, wanna come over tonight? I bought too much to eat alone and need someones help getting rid of it

Lamia based lamia based