/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>360 degree sex with a Mermaid
>You're barrel rolling through the sea as she milks your seed from you, her vaginal walls and body quivering against you in sweet rapture
>Can't escape because of pelvic fins operating like pedipalps on an Arachne, your face pushed into her bosom
>Sixty-nines with her can go with stuff like her licking at your rosebud if you're so deviant like that while you slurp at her Mermaid pussy in what should be a standing position
>Or conversely, she can suckle your testes while you're doing that exact position
>Can't escape her because she can out-swim you underwater
>She has enough vaginal control to put a Dolphin to shame, milking you every time in sync with her orgasms
>On land the best sex is in the shallows, near beaching levels on a dolphin, orca, or whale
>Her body's natural mucus is like NURU as she slips and slides all over your front, nibbling your ears and whispering sweet nothings as you hug her while laying on your sides
>She has to stifle her moans and yips of pleasure so as to not attract attention, since sound carries farther above water
>If you're found, it's two bodies twitching against one another in a hug while your seed squelches lewdly out of her gluttonous Mermaid pussy
>People thought horse pussy was the final vaginal frontier, the almighty all-pussy
>When Mermaid fuckers have had that shit on lockdown since Day 1

>>17597434
Not for much longer! She's going to try her best and help her ocean friends get their own husbands!

>>17179233
Playing at the beach with my lovely bishop

>>12901450
I'm not Nutler.

I'm a different Butler, so you can expect the sad sad tales of Butler Anon to come forth at any time in these threads once more.

Unless he quit or something in which case you'd be boned.

>Proofread Post
>Nutler instead of Butler

It works way to well.

>>12901472
Oi! No making rules for shit that isn't yours!

>>12327582