/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46558672
Tobacco and Opium.

>>46437189
The working man is sucker.

You wouldn't fall for fox trickery, would you?

Gonna take out a massive lone from the mofukuza and skip town before collection day comes up

Crime is rampant, someone should do something

Do I get to have those cool tattoos if I join the Mofukuza?

>>45184393
I am gonna have to start paying protection to the mofukuza to keep these disgusting rats away from my innocent business. Now I have to start frying tofu and have to have pachinko machines in the back and a designated brushing area.

>>43968644
>there is no way to write a compelling story in the MGE world
is it because you arent creative or because you're just a grimdark fag?

less drama, more monster discussion.
why are foxes the way they are?
dont they know that men dont like being tricked, and relationships would form quicker if they were just up front and straight forward from the start

>>43641374
what do you mean, anon?
all foxes are trustworthy!
>the grinning one telling you to just sign on the line and not bother with 30 pages of boring legal drivel
>the old one in a cave telling you that she isnt sealed, and just wants you to light a fire as it will be hard with her old bones
>the thin one that reeks of illusionary magic and absolutely refuses to get anywhere near a scale
>the drunk one that says she can walk home just fine
>the short one that says she actually is a little kid and is just lost, she need's to get to your bedroom so she can call her mom!
>the one with a thousand yard stare that says memories of the old days dont torment her, even if her pained howls can still be heard in the middle of the night thousands of years after the transformation.
well ok, that last one is lying, she's my job. but the rest are trustworthy i swear!
>>43641434
nonsense
all foxes are pure!
...
m-most foxes!

>>43521651
only 21 and ive already realized that i'll be alone forever, im just not interested in real girls at all.
they are not foxes, they do not have tails that can be hugged or soft foxlike ears that can be grabbed for a oh-ko.
they have nothing for me.

>>43362645
pointed ears? yes
elves? nah.
i should probably get around to actually sorting out whats in my downloads folder at some point. had to scroll a while.

>>42998859
I want to be a mofu enforcer's personal brush-boy. I want to make all her worries just melt away.

>>42909117
Just sign on the dotted line anon, we will wire you $50k and some immigration papers to allow you to stay in the mamano kingdom, the marriage clause, don't worry about that, it's just for payroll tax purposes and training in your new role in the organization.

So, uh, what's the quickest way to get the Mofukuza to send their biggest, scariest and fluffiest enforcers to break through my door and pin me against the wall? Asking for a friend.

>>42618203
You could always go to the private sector. Being a brush slave to a mofukuza LT. has it's perks.

>>42539536
Nope, that would be the mofukuza.

i wanna huff the fluff.
just a small huff. small huff.
haha! hahahahahaha!
fluff!

>>41908318
>nyakuza
imagine a behind the scenes war between the fatcat suits of the nyakuza and the fluff laden foxes of the mofukuza

>Just sign on the dotted line boya and we will solve your problem
>The protection package ensures your safe passage to and from work in one of our many facilities along with lodging
>No monster outside of the organization will dare even look at you
>Oh you want to know what you will be doing for the organization?
>Don't worry about silly boring details, it's a super easy job

https://nitter.it/oza_osuwari_tw/status/1572503397059760133#m
Poor little anon gets FOX'D.

>Welcome to the family

>>39838671
You got it, Boss.

>End of the line, Detective Anon