/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38911707
Or you can ask her to make you smol.

make your dark mage happy

dont trust dark mages

If a dark mage turns you into a shota, you might as well give up, lay back, and let her cuddle with you while watching kung-fu movies on the couch in pajamas.

>>18973768
It hurts knowing I will never be the little spoon to a tall and thick, sisterly monstergirl.

>>18435488
Would do anything for my loving Onee-chan. She only needs to tell me what she wants.

>>18216016
Magisa embodies how a onee-san type Dark Mage would be pretty well.

Is there anything better than an Onee-chan who wants to lewd her cute otouto and make him her adorable little husband? Maybe two Onee-chans, but is there anything better than that?Maybe three...

>be adopted by a dark mage momster
>she's really good at brewing potions
>and cooking. her food is amazing and she can make just about anything you could want
>sometimes it's so good you can't help but fall asleep right after eating
>weird how you always wake up covered in sweat with your pelvis feeling sore and your momster looks like she's almost glowing

>go to the local Onee-Sabbath center looking to get matched up with a loving older sister
>they give you a form to fill out and you check off your preferences, after which they take you to a private waiting room while they call your potential match
>you sit down on the edge of the bed in the back and look around the room, noticing a plate of cookies
>'For your enjoyment'
>well you certainly do enjoy some cookies, so you take one and start eating
>it isn't until you finish it that you realize your feet are no longer touching the floor
>seems like that was a one of those shota cookies you've heard of. it even made your clothes shrink
>as you wonder how you're gonna explain this to your boss tomorrow, the door opens and in steps a beautiful monster girl whose body just oozes ara ara
>"Oh my, they told me you were good looking, but I had no idea you were such a cutie~"
>she picks you up and pulls you into her embrace before sitting down on the bed with you in her lap
>you're practically mesmerized by watching her plush lips move as she talks. "You know, Anon, if you pick me to be your Onee-chan, we can do anything you want. Anything~ Won't you please be my little brother?"

>>16456997
I'd drain her manatanks in kind.

>>16412562
oh, to be a shota in that situation
>"Ufufu, who would have thought that my innocent looking little brother would be interested in big tits?"
>"I bet you've been staring at my chest for some time now. What a little pervert~"
>"Since mother isn't here right now, I wonder how I should punish you for being such a naughty boy."

>"I'm gonna be your husband, Onee-chan!"
>"Of course you will, Anon."
>"No, I really will as soon as I grow up! I'm serious, Onee-chan!"
>"So am I."

Beware of Dark Mages, they might cast a shota spell on you and mother you all day long just to satisfy their barbaric urges