/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>30874630
>Play Skyrim
>See reference to Jorrvaskr
>Immediately think of ratatoskr because of name ending
>Strong desire to fuck ratas
>Have to stop playing to rub one out to ratas

Any anons have similar triggers that make you think of monster girls, whether in games or IRL?

Hacking terminals in FO makes me think of a baphomet sitting on my lap as I play. Anything worm related gets me thinking about sandworms. At work, a certain spot makes me think of Spanish minotaurs. Whenever I play the lottery, I think of kikis because I start thinking about owning a mansion and needing a meido. February makes me think of black harpies. Football and BBQ makes me think of p'orcers. Minecraft makes me think of anubises and horny monster girls taunting me over voice chat with lewd words

>>27343679
I disagree.

The best and most wholesome pairing is marrying your childhood, monster friend.
>Live next door to her
>Introduced as toddlers
>Play with her everyday
>Go to same schools as her
>Share first kiss in grade school
>Share first sex in middle school
>Graduate together
>Get married and move in together right after graduation
>Live long fulfilling life with her
Just imagine that one evening playing together in the backyard when you're 6 or 7. You're both snot-nosed kids, behind a tree, talking to each other, playing in the dirt, a bit dirty yourselves, and she says she wants to be your wife forever and ever, leaning against you as the sun starts to set. A few minutes later both your parents call you inside for the night. She gives you a peck on the cheek before you two run off to your respective houses.

Hinga dinga durgen

>>24003455
Every time I play Dragon Slaying Game and I happen across Jorrvaskr, I think ratatoskr, and then I have to stop and beat off to them. Same thing is true to dragons, but I usually wank it jabberwocks instead.

I have a problem. So many things make me think of monster girls everyday, and I usually need to wank off real quick.