/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16900067
>Portals open
>Spend weeks shitposting on 4chan, bitterly angry about how all the Anons gets waifus before me
>Get ready to an hero and end it all
>TFW the waifu appears and she's a Will-o'-The-Wisp

>You will never drink grog with the old Ogre battle-axe
>You will never drink wine with and from an Apophis
>You will never have a Satyros offer whiskey shots out of her cleavage
>You will never cheer up a sad Lilim at the bar
>You will never have a genkibus give you half a wing burrito in a seat next to you
>You will never kiss the hand of a Tanuki after you slip her a wedding ring, embarrassing her in front of all the other patrons

>>14895605
>>14895626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKGREf7wDdc
>You will never wake up to the smell of bacon cooking in the kitchen of your home
>A massive, sprawling breakfast of beans, toast, plum tomatoes from the garden, sausage, black pudding, mushrooms from her hair
>Your Troll wife's tail swishing back and forth as she hums a song from her childhood she'd learned, her body having become more waifish in the months you've spent with her
>She will never beam at you and tell you how much she loves you, one giant hand resting on top of yours as you stroke her gravid, pregnant belly
>You toil on the land, and reap its harvest. Not for just you and her, but for your children and their children's children
>You will never welcome your daughter into the bright new world after nearly a full day of labor in the master bedroom of your home
>You will never fall asleep, a toy dragon clutched in your daughteru's proportionately large hand as your wife drapes a blanket on you both
>You will never give your daughteru to the man she loves and live to see your grandchildren as you kiss and nuzzle your wife's lips and neck
>You will never pass away, old and white with your wife in the bed with you, telling you she's going to meet you on the other side. Surrounded by an entire clan of your loved ones

>>14476191
>>14476197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6WP9qHyRM

>Horsepussy Death Knights
>MFW Comilitio Equinus

>>14410866
>>14410854
>You will never have Abigail squat down above you, giving you free access to grope her ass and bury your face into her fragrant-less womanhood
>She will never complain that human boys are so weird
>You will never go full ham and give her cunny on the level that she ends up falling forward onto her hands and knees
>You will never give that ass so many slaps while it jiggles and bounces from you plowing her that you'd swear she'd turn cherry red
>You will never dismount from her after a night of intense love-making only to feel a sudden chill, her claw giving you a slap on the ass as she basks in the afterglow

>>14248675
>>14248692
>you will never have a lamia daughteru who curls around your arm and rests her head on your shoulder
>you will never have a vampire daughteru who you cut yourself to give her blood to ease her hunger for it
>you will never have a weresheep daughteru who cuddles up to your face when you go to bed
Kill me now

>be me
>leave the threads two months ago because of shitposting drama bullshit
>come back this morning
>check /jp/
>/mgg/ doesnt show up on my filter
>ctrl-f doesnt find anything
>shit, maybe /jp/ kicked us out and we went to another board
>check the other boards, find nothing
>even the IRCs are empty
>think the threads internally imploded from drama bullshit and just ceased to exist
>mfw a good portion of three years of my life down the drain
>refresh /jp/
>thread is up
Don't do that you guys, you fucking scared me
I may hate the shitposting that goes on here, but I don't know what I would do if these threads were gone
I fucking love you guys, you fucking faggots
/blog

If I didn't have you nerds, I'd have nothing. T-thanks /jp/.

>>11578155
I believe you have fallen for my ruse.

How the hell do you guys keep your porn folders organized?

I swear I spent two hours last night looking for the thing I wanted to fap to, and by the time I found it my dick was in physical pain from being hard for that long. Enough is enough, it's time for me to start cataloging and re-labeling things.