/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14473794
With blush.
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>>14336204

>>13615679
>You will never join an MMORPG with your alcoholic Apophis homeroom teacher, completely unbeknownst to the both of you
>She will never fall in love with you over the internet, and eventually ask you to meet her

>>13444985
>>13445007
You will never have your "chakras" "released" by your Apophis mother in hot tub.

>>13377804
The Cult of Apophis.
Ironically, they still read scriptures from the Book of Apep.

>>13342802
>An Apophis
>Bobbing and weaving with those enormous balloon tits
That's quite a gamble. It'd either slow her down or somehow hypnotize her opponents with their swaying.

>>13327052
The fool here is you, guy.

>>13185799
>You will never be asked by your Apophis lover to help remove her shed skin, something most lamias don't ask anybody for help with
>She will never giggle and moan while you peel away large strips of her shed skin from her tail
>Or moan as you touch her now silky smooth tail, telling you,
>"Don't touch it! It's too sensitive now!"

>>13016275
I didn't choose muh waifu.
Muh waifu chose me.

>>12966087
>2

>"No, no...Do...YOU!? YOU WANT EGGS!? YES!? EGG!"
>"EGGS! EGG! I MAKE YOU EGG! Jesus, this is going to take forever."
I'm surprisngly okay with this.

>>12956778
That'll do, kid.
That'll do.
Seriously, good job even if you didn't do the buttmage part.

>>12950971
Nevertheless, thank you.

>>12901340
>"Lisse, please stop scheduling these massage appointments without my permission. It's cutting into my meetings."
"Please, Miss Nephry. You've been sleeping between meetings, and I worry for your health. I'm only acting in your best interests."
>"I appreciate your help, but--"
"But Master, are you sure you don't need some form of stress relief? Having a man help you squeeze out the tension from your tired muscles...feeling his hands press against your body, and stroke your thighs and massage your breasts, and maybe even..."
>"Lisse, are you okay?"
"Oh dear, I...seem to have gotten another nosebleed. Excuse me, Master."

Call it the product of my lack of good sleep.

>>12844582

>"As the goddess of love, they are the best lamias--if not the best monster girls of all--when it comes to sex."

>"They are able to seduce the man of their affections without fail, locking them in their embrace soon after."

>"Men love the feel of an Apophis's smooth tail wrapped around his body, and her vagina, as fitting of a goddess of love, is known to make any man instantly fall for her. Even after one act of coupling, he will beg for her to take him back to her lair with her."

>"Any man whom undergoes this fate is guaranteed to live a long, happy life with such a woman."

"Yeah...That'll do it."

>>12795111
See, this guy knows what I like.

>>12433001
I just hope I'll be entertaining with any future releases.


>>12433004
I'll consider it.

>>12385396
>Student failing her class because he's out drinking all the time
>She slips him a shotafication potion to keep him from going to drinking parties

>Another barely ever shows up to class
>Gives him a love potion so he's more eager to show up for class and pay attention