/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40956160
OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

>>34208675
>this is your mind on pol

>>34110433
Become Polka

>>32770084
I was doing my 9-5 reps. Which is also why I miss like all of her streams. But I still love her.

Before the image slots are gone, I just want to say I love Polka!

>>32235744
..and Polka still loves you. Only you!

>>32220285

>>32229038
>>32229090
Would you Yandere Polka?

>>32209706
Polka is a goddamn serial killer ever since Marine forced her to claim her first blood.

Reminder: Polka is (not) a Menhera!

https://youtu.be/syhlmTNW_a8

>>32018578
menhera ja nai/10

>>31901423
Goodbye anon Botan is very cute though

>>31779321
I don't really know any Hololive members other than Polka, now that I think about it. I make sure to catch all of her streams not because I'm afraid of her, but because I love her so much! Since joining Polka's membership, I have lost my desire to watch any other girl because Polka is just so lovable and entertaining.

>>31506462
/pol/ka

Anon did you do your autophagy reps today?https://files.catbox.moe/tf77y6.webm

Anon did you do your autophagy reps today?https://files.catbox.moe/tf77y6.webm

Polka sporadically has tier 2 and 3 memberships for people to choose. However, these options quickly disappear, leaving only a handful of people choosing these membership options each time. If you do choose the tier 2 or 3 memberships, Polka personally starts a conversation with you. For those who are not of the strongest minds, they eventually end up buying a ticket to Japan to meet Polka in person. Things may seem fine at first and you may even think the conversation is good enough for you to ask Polka out, but this is when things go south. According to eye witnesses, people who talk with Polka for more than a few minutes eventually falls into a daze and mindlessly follows Polka back home. Some of these eye witnesses tried to intervene, but apparently, the victim aggressively rejects any help and clings onto Polka even more. According to Nene herself in a membership stream, we can assume that the people Polka lured ends up in restrained in some sort of room containing other victims. Nene was apparently locked in a sprawling dungeon with others according to her descriptions, but her stuttering and murmuring makes it hard to be any more clear. One of the descriptions that Nene clearly emphasized was the overwhelming, intolerable stench in Polka's dungeon. The Polka that Nene also met at this point became, as she described it, "SUPER ULTRA HYPER DELUXE GALAXY DERANGED." Nene lost her cohesion shortly after, incoherently wailing about what happened to her while she was in that dungeon. As for what Nene said, I'd rather not say, as some of the stuff seems a little to much for even 4chan of all places. I'll just say that Polka becomes really, really sadistic in that dungeon of hers. Weirdly enough, Nene acted normally after this membership stream. A little too normally, in fact. As for what happens to the victims after this, we don't know the exact details. We know Nene seemed to be a little too fine after this encounter, but it seems that most people have it worse off. Japanese broadcasters have reported people with missing body parts and multiple lacerations running naked across Japan as if they were escaping from something. I'm going to say that these events were connected with Polka as one broadcaster also showed what seemed to be a person with "animal ears in a clown costume" running to the escapee in one instance. Japanese policemen recovering these people have observed how they consistently did not have the ability to speak either due to mental instability or their vocal cords being physically ripped out. A majority of these people also perish shortly after being recovered, and autopsies seem to be fruitless in determining specifically how they obtained the conditions to cause their demise. Most reports just end determining their demise from their conditions as of being rescued. For the very few that live, medical experts noted that their remaining body parts recover fine despite their horrid conditions. Eventually though, they leave the hospital without anyone noticing. As for where they leave to, eyewitness reports indicated dazed hospital patients all converging to a general direction, but the exact location isn't known yet as they disappear after some time. So, take this story as caution. Whatever you do, do not take Polka's tier 2 and 3 memberships when they become available, and DO NOT INTERACT WITH POLKA IF YOU DO BECOME OF HER TIER 2 OR 3 MEMBERS.

>>31450960
It's not a bad end if you like it.

>>31441863
Here's a Yandere Polka, to be used when listening to the second bad end.

>>31371009
Go back to futaba you fucking retard, this is a clussy board

>>31277776
Without the audio, this sounds like a yandere bit, It's actually just her being sweet and loving. If you strung together all of the "I love you"s and kisses from today's ASMR, the clip would be over 5 minutes long.

Polka genuinely loves her fans, for good and for yab.

>>31259687
Haachama or Polka

>>31223997
Welcome to the club!