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>>38360106
The only Bible verse I know is Ezekiel 23:20.

Hnnng need succubus priest

>>30412142
Most money I ever made in the game was from a crusade against their empire. I built like three cathedrals with that money.
I was a good boy so now I get to reap the reward, right?

We are all sinners. Every one of us. You. Me. Even the Fallen God knows deeply of sin. It's a poison that clouds our minds. What if I told you that you could be free from sin? What if I told you that everything you ever dreamed could come true? What if I told you that everything could be overcome if you embraced an idea: That freedom from sin can come from the power of just one word...

YES

Yes, I am a sinner. Yes, I wish to be unburdened. Yes, I must be redeemed. If you're reading this, know that you have been selected. You will be cleansed. You will confess your sins, and you will be offered atonement. Don't worry, you don't have to do anything. We'll come for you.

>>24304897
I want to dress a dark priest in a skintight latex suit, down a bottle of tentacle potion, and fuck her through the suit like that latex nun by Rindou.

>>22495899
That's what they want you to think.

>>22211486
According to who?

>>22201251
I need art of a dark priest in a skintight latex suit getting fucked by tentacles.

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>>19277485
Christians did it first. Of course nobody pays attention to them anymore because they're white and cisgender.

We're on the verge of being archived. If you've got a confession to make, better do it now.

>>18936576
Beggars can't be choosers.

We're about to get archived. If you've got something to confess, better do it now.

I have returned! On my long, long journey of self-discovery and procrastination I've written another chapter of The Word. My goal with this one more than anything was to invoke ASMR through text. As one would expect I didn't succeed but I don't feel shamed by the effort and I have it on only somewhat questionable authority that the result is still "turbo lewd."

Enjoy: http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/122472720/The%20Word%20Ch%2003

>>17563343
Does your pastor know of your Dark-Priest dicking fetish? What does he think of it?

>>16957196
Don't tell him that, they're probably more dangerous than most monstergirls.

>>15871222
But my faith IS strong, anon. It just happens to be a different faith from yours.

>>15792304
Time for some religious upbringing!

>>15370023
If you think that's bad, you should see her give thanks at meal time.
http://imgur.com/WcTVpFm

Consider the following: like the Lament Configuration from Hellraiser, there is a sort of puzzle-box-thingie that opens a dimensional door. It leads to a massive cloister in an alien dimension, where in lewd Dark Priests make their home. You open the door, and you end up in there to lead a life of lewd devotion as penance for your sins.

Oh look, thread went to shit because of alps.
Repent!

>>13593491
You got slutty nuns? Cause that's pretty hard to beat.

>>13583710
I can't help it anon. I'll softly nibble on her ears and whisper words about procreation into her ears.

I will carefully caress her thighs and pet softly pet her head. All the while i'm alternating between nibbling and licking her two ears.

After that i'll simply start nibbling on her ears every time she tries to talk about her god, while inviting her over every day.