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>>43823598
You aren't a shog persay, but you are made of her goo yes. I find it romantic personally

>>43767052
Wild shogs are less... subservient anon. When you jump into her you won't even be able to scream before she tounge rapes you

Uh oh anon you got ambushed by monsters in a dungeon
How many monsters ambushed you and what races are they

>Poke shog in eye
>It divides in half
>Do this n times
>Dozens of eyes in one eye socket
Shogs are so cute!

>>27394624
BASED

>>26876252
>Shoggoth
Oh FUCK yes

>get stranded on a haunted island because boat is mysteriously missing
>every time you find and touch a naked woman washed up on shore, they reveal themselves as mersharks and try to chase you until you're away from the shore
>go crazy from hallucinations and start seeing kraken tentacles flying around and dragon wings flapping in the clouds until you get some rest
>pelican harpies pestering you and eventually assault you unless you stay inside until there aren't too many outside, masturbating is your only entertainment btw
>cancers stand motionless and give you the creepiest blank stare when you take the chance to look back at them
>hear the ominous distant moans of ghosts which gets more bone-chilling with all the fog happening
>every night it storms and when you look through the window, you swear you seen shit like shoggoths, mindflayers, banshees, and even a new species you've never seen before
>you the get the feeling that the lighthouse will be your token out of here, the problem is, it's the most haunted place in the whole island
how would you go about on this haunted island.

>if you win a game of Go against a shoggoth she will be your eternal servant and won't do anything shog-like without your permission. If you lose, she will drag you into the Shog Dimension where you'll be raped non-stop by an infinite number of shogs forever in a void full of shogs.
Would you be up to the challenge?

>>21533152
>bollocks
Now there's a name I haven't heard in an eternity.

>>19925477
Hot.

>>19688591
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAJ7lbHRaCk

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4319869
>you will never live in a house of Shog