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>>13061827
Meh.

Smirnoff Ice series is just 4.5% abv. Smirnoff, like all vodka, tops around 40% abv. Tell that little slut to come with uncle and I'll have her taste a good absinthe from 68% (wormwood-charged/masculine) to 72% (anise-charged/feminine) abv, louched in such a way that it won't burn or even taste licorice at all and will just caress her throat, chest and belly from the inside before jump starting her brain...

Then, rather than keep making a fool of herself, she'll finally get to focus, take a look at her life and put herself together.