/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Oh? You think tickle torture is funny?
>Let's see how how much you will laugh after 6 hours of it.

>tfw when you end up being even more submissive to your delf daughter than to your wife

How would a dark elf cheer up her slave if he gets depressed because he feels he is too clumsy and incompetent to be a good slave for her?

>Get adopted into a dark elf family
>your father tells you that he did it mainly so that his daughter would go after you instead of him

Dark elves have strange ways of cheering men up.
>bogeybait anon gets captured by dark elves
>one of them asks how much he thinks he is worth
>"10 coppers if generous, could also go for free." he says
>All the elves are shocked
>One of them says it doesn't get any lower than 100 silver coins
>the dark elves keep evaluating him at increasingly higher prices until it turns into a bidding war.