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>>24813682
She’s a lovely girl duh

>Be adventurer with very loose sense of ethics
>Not above doing the most depraved lewd actions if it means I complete a quest and get loot
>Word of my unscrupulous moral code gets around and I do quests for both the tanukis asking me to kidnaps boys for their Home Delivery Husbands™
>Also do quests for the salamander guards asking me to save the boys
>Eventually run out of quests in every major city and hear about demon shrines in wilderness that could save my lust for exp
>Find said shrines and do quests for them ranging from causing it to rain hellhounds in a village to exposing the hidden trysts of a human patriarch and the hated dark elf matriarch and her clan
>every demon declares me her champion and yada yada yada
>Mostly ignore them and just write in my journal about the quest I completed
>After completing the final demon shrine quest I take a moment to listen and hear her state my soul is hers from now until forever more
>Huh
>Ask her if I hypothetically did quests for the other demons would my soul belong to them
>Disdainfully calls her sisters sluts who could never acquire a true champion like me, and says she knows I’m not a foolish enough mortal to think that being declared the champion of a demon is a one time arrangement with no repercussions in the afterlife
>Next tells me that this reminds her to go visit her siblings so she can gloat in their face about having such a devoted champion
Quick question: what’s the fastest way to achieve immortality?

>>17535964
Only if she plants her massive blue butt on my face first.