/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46731539
Dibs on the top hat

>>46520804
Tourist.

Bros... I fucked up... my portfolio is down to $809...

>>45226774
Raise the prices, anon. Squeeze them dry!

Here's a neat trick, mister. We just need a shoebox and 70 dollars.
You and Tanuki-chan will both put 20 dollars into the box. There are now 20 dollars inside the box. However! We value it at 30 dollars, and Tanuki-chan sells YOU the box with its contents for 30 dollars.
You have now both earned 10 dollars in profit. Repeat as needed to increase your wealth to IMMENSE LEVELS

>>44069331
Need a quick loan?

>>42358770
>>42358794
Cease this at once! You know not the powers you are dealing with!

>>41347801
Nukicorp shall rise again! Buy stonk!

>>38001329
I made like 20 euros on Runescape characters back in elementary school. Just reading my comics and mining or fishing to level them up and selling them to other kids.
Good times.

>>35166175
They just kind of show up in your backyard

One more thing, mistur. You have to find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon.

>>34384694
Mr. Brand do we get her?

Hokay, so three anons go to a restaurant. The bill is 30 bucks, so they each pay 10.
The waiter then notices they were overbilled, the real sum was 25. But the waiter is Wurmborn so he doesn't know how to divide 5 bucks to 3 people, so he gives each of them back 1 dollar and pockets the 2.
As a result all three anons paid 9 dollars. But 9x3=27. If they paid 27 and the waiter pocketed 2 dollars, that only adds up to 29 dollars.
Where did the missing one go?

May I interest you in compounded interest?

>>24867643
Boyim must remember to pay their debts! Don't worry about what will happen if you don't, just make sure you pay on time!

>>19915176
>I don't like high society
Well Church & State is obviously superior but High Society was still a very good story arc, objectively speaking.

>>18746860
>a new game
You got Fallout 4, what's wrong don't you like it? It's got everything demographic studies have shown people like.

I want to write about a guy risking his freedom in a game of mahjong against a crooked Tanuki. I need two other species of girls to fill the roster though. So who's playing?

The Raccoon of Wall Street!

>"Just give me your money, you stingy piece of shit!"

>>14914156
>Welcome to 'Da 'Nuki Shop!' !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA1X4Ajjyus&ab_channel=Cocomangoae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dISuBAGxw4w&ab_channel=BotanicSage%5BBS%5D

>>14513160
False. Tanukis also desire love

>>14493863
>tanukis are not for bully
>tanukis are for cuddle

>>14485983
Cmon now, you wouldn't bully this would you?