/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>32858885

>>21707423

>>21612830
I want to touch things that no one should be touching

>"Sold to Number 153. Now our next man is a fan of the theater..."
>Your life has taken a turn for the worst in the past 2 weeks
>"Mr. Anon, you're up soon. Is that how you're going to present yourself?"
"What, is it too casual? Should I go out in a suit or my boxers instead?"
>"No, but if you do maybe you'll have more girls trying to win you, I know I-"
>You close the door on her before she can finish
>Of course you had to get involved
>Nothing normal every happens to you

>"Hello Anon, how are you today"
>Great way to start the morning, not one foot out the door and your Holstaurus neighbor is already annoying you
"What do you want Hannah?"
>"What gave it away? Nevermind, Anon I need a favor?"
>Of course she does, she always needs a favor
"Can't it wait until after work?"
>"No, I'll be fast about it, I promise"
"Fine, but if I hear the word milking i'm closing the door"
>You helped her with milking once
>Never again
>"Anon you know that charity I support?"
"The one where they teach proper sex?"
>Certain Parts Only Do Certain Things
>Sounds like a Christian after school special
"Yeah, do you want me to write a check?"
>"No no no, I just need you to volunteer for 2 days in 2 weeks"
>Like that's going to happen
"Sorry but I can't, I plan on visiting my parents for their anniversary"
>No you aren't, their anniversary was 3 months ago
>"Please Anon, we really need your help. It's a job only a man can do?"
"Sorry but I can't. I'll write a check, but that's all I can do."
>Knowing her, the volunteering is something ridiculous
>Probably a play about how monster girls have emotions too
>"You're going to donate your time Anon, if you don't i'll tell my husband about the milking"
"That only happened once and that was before you two met"
>"He doesn't know that, for all he knows you could be milking me three times a week. You might be milking me right now"
>This is what you get for trying to be nice

Continue?

Can I touch your waifu, Anon?

>>13315498
Matsu-sensei a best

>Moot quits


Whelp shit big things happens when I`m not around