/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46541069
Honestly, you're gonna WISH she put love in it.

>>45450093
She's a good cook!

>>43924419
That's true, and that's why I hired Miss Hebi as my meido. She promises that she's not evil, and while she's got some odd habits, her baking is really quite nice, albeit slightly red-tinged.

>>43377283
So, which snek mamono is YOUR favorite, then?

>>40758747
I wonder if non-hebi snakes who just happen to be white get a bad rep.
>shy white corn snake is the sweetest lady you'll ever meet, if a bit awkward
>enjoys baking, regularly volunteers, adores kids
>she loses track of time making cookies and doesn't notice how late it is when she goes to offer some to her handsome neighbor
>the whole time she's playing with her hair and wiggling nervously
>he starts visibly sweating as he accepts
>she realizes when she gets home what it must have looked like

>>39987343
It's so easy to pass her cross-examination:
1. Hug hebiwife
2. Kiss her forehead
3. Say "There is no place in my heart for other girls, only for you"
4. Happy sex
5. ???
6. Profit!

>NEET Shirohebi finally lures you into her home after months of seduction attempts
>so excited that she forgets to clean her room
>or hide the custom commissioned body-pillow featuring a rendition of you

>>38371650
He just making paradise for otaku and lonely men (and that's good). I don't think he care about feminism. Honestly, I support his views on MGE .I don't want to be a potential rapist and be ashamed of my gender because some ugly man-looking woman tells me so IRL. I just want to have beloved wife and kids who won't be afraid of me and won't become zombie-victims of propaganda. It's possible only in MGE.

>>36595835
But hebis are supposed to be white!

>>35868467