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>>45345875
I'd choose Eirin and blood relation. The benefits of this are immense, like being a highborn Lunarian noble by birth, getting the best education possible in Gensokyo, being on first name basis with the Lunarian crown princess and having a moon rabbit household staff of servants and security forces devoted to your safety and comfort. Plus being Eirin's child would mean that while there'd be considerable expectations for you, you'd still have more freedom than you would if you were literal royalty like Kaguya's child. Eirin even without everything that her background and genetics bring to the table would be an excellent choice. She's supernaturally intelligent, doesn't physically abuse her underlings like Yukari does and while she might prefer to maintain a certain degree of formality between you and her, especially in public, she'd still care greatly about your emotional needs and wouldn't give you the monk treatment in that regard like Byakuren might.

Also like Ran, she is a prime momsexhu.

>>45383291
>Although it would also expose you into a bunch of Lunarian politics, household drama with the rabbits and other bullshit that might be best avoided as an ordinary human.
This is why you choose blood relation so you aren't an ordinary human.
>>45352675
Junko already demonstrated what happens to those who hurt her children. I doubt anyone would want to risk sharing Houyi's fate, so she'd actually be one of the safest options.

Boobhus and /jp/sie cocks

>>43717365
Daily penis inspections with my motherwife Eirin!

>>43546696
>She is a lovely slender woman with lovely chest that gives her the air of a woman at the prime marrying age. She is neither a brat nor a hag, and she definitely doesn't have anything so crude on her chest.
Absolutely true, Kaguya has a modest and proportioned chest. She is not some Spacejin titty monster.
>And just for the record, Eirin is flatter than Kaguya and also taller, so her breasts don't stand out.
Eirin is taller, but also bustier. She has canonically reproduced, and has a body that reflects that fact.

>>42328634
When I call her mom

>>41134467
Eirin, to make Yukari seethe.

>>39917318
Imagine the milk.

It's penis inspection day! You aren't going to skip out on your check up and leave this young (old) doctor hanging are you?

>>38439509
You bet.
Watch them as they get rid of the husband with hypnosis/sleep powder/brute force and then proceed to fuck both Urumi and Eirin.
Then, the next day, everyone will forget about anything.

>>38445961
She just is.

moon mommy!

Prepare for your examination.

loli more like lololi, CC are the better option in my opinion
>>37171859
>>Little girls with thick butts and thighs is the peak female form.
get your eyes checked