/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>31942794
Here and handsome.

Mori love

>>29815591
I'll try my hand at one, hopefully it's still not being called fucking spam
>soldier in the army
>patrolling in a quiet area until time is up
>check on an abandoned building after a drone run on a terrorist base in town
>walk though the door, hear a click
>there's a fucking pressure plate on the ground and a bomb on the other side of the room that could blow the whole building down
>call in bomb disposal squad, they promise to send someone over right away
>the disposal expert is incredibly fast, shows up in a minute
>snakes past me and starts working
>seems to be going well
>hear her yell something to the base
>"YO, I'M DEFUSING THIS PIECE HERE, RIGHT, AND IT'S GOT A FAT AKA WIRE RUNNING ACROSS IT!"
>"Yo, are you sure I can cut this? This is a mega fat aka wire, my guy"
>what the fuck is she saying
>she goes off about the wire for minutes, every second gets more terrifying
>finally she cuts it, bomb should be safe
>step off the pressure plate, nothing goes off
>"YO MAN, BIG UPS TO THAT AKA WIRE, IT TOTALLY SAVED US MAN, BE SURE TO SAY THANKS TO YOUR BOY BACK AT BASE"
>she starts screaming "there is no salt" at every civilian we pass on the drive back

>>29669579
Mori is dead
there is only Calli

I NEED NARRATIVES, THREADS TOO SLOW