/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46164720
I will marry a slime, but not a plain slime

>>46120563
Too busy fucking sexy egg to care

>>44948696
Nah, Dwarf isn't shit when compared to Humpty~

Would you?

I want to be held down while my underdone harpy wife fucks me

>>21556481
Most baby monsters aren't going to be able to rape you even if they want to. Its why jub jubs in their eggs will change into humpty eggs (since slimes are able to have sex as soon as they are born).

As for imprinting, maybe, maybe not.

>>20646035
Megamorph a humpty egg and I suddenly find them a lot more tolerable. The "trap you inside an eggshell" ability is legitimately interesting after all.

Would the Sabbath accept humpty eggs or would that be too far even for them?

>>18759003
http://mgewiki.com/w/Wonderland
>Throughout the land, various places, products, and foods are imbued with spells that will irrationally attack visitors. Including:
>“Cookies that change the body of a man that eats them into a little boy, or the body of a monster (woman) that eats them into a little girl.”
>“Cakes that change monsters with a child-like appearance and little girls into the form of alluring adult women if eaten.”
>“Tea that causes men who drink it to change into the forms of giant dogs, go mad with lust, and attack and ravish monster girls.”
>“Sudden aphrodisiac rains, and puddles of syrupy liquid formed from it.”

>>15766660
>and see a spiritual wasteland of genocide, child prostitution, mindrape, and the death of all that is good in Man as the forces of depravity prepare to immanentize the Eschaton in a Huxley-esque dystopia.

Don't forget the fetal prostitution. Can't have the unborn monsters feeling left out.

>>14975861
Yeah, she's really Hard Boiled.

>>14449551
They don't have to, the girls already know from a young age.

>>14328010
>monster girl of any age
>not knowing about sex

>>14198201
But anon, she's not solid enough for your punches to have any effect! You'll have to wait for her spine to develop!

Wanted dragolich? Too bad, eat a thingy.