/jp/ - Otaku Culture

cum in noodles

>>44511419
Men need to kept locked up for the exclusive use of their ONE and only one wife. Preferably while tightly coiled.

>>44176750
Ah shit, I always forget about that

>>43386397
You're an immature fuckwit that's too stuck up his own ass to tell the difference between canon and nightmarish schizoid headcanon. You're this communities equivalent of a fucking flatearther.

Fuck the Order. Fuck their fake "free will" that's just a nice way of saying you get to be poor and miserable.
With a monster waifu, I can go anywhere. Be anyone. Finally find happiness.

>Wake up completely exhausted on this Saturday morning, IRL
>Inspired to write about getting lightly energy drained by the waifu
>Just enough to keep me in bed so I can get some proper rest without being able to resist
>Handholding, with her pressing her bare chest against mine, and rubbing our cheeks together
>A bit of grinding our crotches together, but not enough to get me hard enough for sex. Just so I can feel her presence and warmth.
>It's meant to be for total relaxation and rejuvenation after a grueling workweek
>She even bought some weresheep wool pillows
>Magic on the doors and windows to seal out loud and distracting sounds
>Sweet whispers in my ear about how I'm such a hard worker that deserves a break
>Doesn't relent until the total exhaustion, combined with the sleep magic and relaxing stimuli forces me to drift off to sleep
But I'm just too damn tired to write right now.

>>23176504
Long enough to completely wrap you from the neck down, with enough slack to bring the tip back up to eye level and stroke your cheek or move her hair out of the way when she goes in for a kiss. Much longer and she runs the risk of occupying too much space, getting tangled or scraping up against the corners of furniture.

Now the real concern is how thick the main body of the tail should be.

>>20846489
Nothing wrong with a good, snuggly snek.

>>20839819
Kill him with comfyness

>>20604169
Pictured is a woman who was a burn victim. Now cured of all injuries and scars via monsterization with her boyfriend who once had a soon to be obsolete heart disease undergoing incubization.

>>20357286
Acting my wife’s heater and lover.

>>20249061
Snek eyes are beautiful. Admittedly, not pictures here, but this would be a great way to stare into them.

I love snake hours

>>20136525
I prefer my coiling like this.

I just really want someone to hold and to hold me right now. The fact that pic related is impossible makes me very sad right now.

I don’t really know which of us is domming who, but we love every minute of it and we love each other.

>>19292207
COIL!

>>19249454
I prefer getting hugged by a Lamia while her tail encircles the both of us like a snake.

Would a Basilisk lounging around the house without her mask on be like a normal girl walking around the house without a bra on?

>>19132852
Silly anon, you don't boop a zombie.

>>18914249

>>18889221
Nah. I’ve got a fulfilling life and prospects for the future. I just can’t resist the appeal of a sexy snake woman who would love me unconditionally for who I am.

>>18879801
So comfy.

>>18859775
Sneks are comfy

>Whatcha thinking about?