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>>46283658
>ushi
brown. its a good alt-color from their usual greenish default one.

>>32254712

>Mecha Ushi-Oni
Weird, meant to post this one, but it's still kinda cool

What's the proper etiquette to courting an ushi-oni?

>>21388371
correct

>>21119825
The big fluffy spidercowdemon, of course. Barring that, regular ol' spiders are pretty great too.

Mayadere Girls like to sing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoOdBoCnfnM

The best part about Mayadere Girls, who want to take over the world, is when they sing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdEo_t-iVbM

>>16690708
This is the kind of advice and tips we need more of.

There's a lot of dangerous Monster Girls out there, knowing how to handle them is invaluable.

Anyone know the artist for this? Google gives nothing

>>16587982
i'd rather the opposite, a huge titan ushi whos hyper aggressive and despises all things pelvic bones to grab me a drag me to her lair never to be seen again

>>16558436
i count them in the bovine pantheon, look at those ears, i just wanna touch em like a regular cows

>>16545517
dunno but for fun i'd like to wear her seal

>>16537387
big is best

>>16520446
I really wanna take the seal off a dire ushi and put it on myself, what happens?

>>16507747
have a big waifu, preferably dire, and stay underneath her

>>16467992
nothing, but you want small, small a shit, big is best, everything should be dire sized, ever bigger, ever more aggressive and dominant, dire cows, dire ushi, dire oni, dire ogres and jinkos and anubi and dragons! Everything must be big

>>16439351
you never seen an ushi in heat

Ahhh!~

After 1000 years I'm finally free!

Time to conquer Earth! Muhahahahaha!

>>16128216
There'll be another villain in the next episode!

>>15866480
>You'll never hug your ushi wife from behind as you ride on her back
>maybe even throw in a few neck nibbles

>>15835378

>tfw no monster to rigorously train you, pushing you to your absolute limit because she promised to make you into a fine man

This is also wish fulfillment. The powerful bond between master and pupil, evolving into something more (because of course it is, a monster is involved). The tireless practice and dedication of the student stir something within the master's heart. The master reciprocates her student's immense efforts, guiding his hand and spending many of her waking hours perfecting his regimen. This student requires more care than anyone else, but he's never failed to match her expectations.

Perhaps you want to be a warrior, a mage or maybe even an engineer. There is a monster master for everyone.

>>15486394

I don't see the problem.

>>15335120
A good husband helps keep his crazy mayadere wife in line.