/jp/ - Otaku Culture

My friends, it has often been said that I like Koro-san.

My friends, I like Koro-san...

No, friends, I love Koro-san!

I love endurance streams.

I love kusoge.

I love utawaku.

I love hoso-inu, listener-san, I love okakoro, and mikkorone.

I love Koro-san across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of Koro-san that can occur upon this earth.

I love giving Koro-san my fingers, and the times when she remembers to give my finger back, rotten and stiff with rigor mortis.

My heart leaps with joy whenever Koro-san prevails after a long endurance stream. And there is nothing like Koro-san's flute laugh that makes real life dogs miles away bark. And the feeling that comes when Koro-san acknowledges my chat, however briefly. Or when Koro-san says one more match or song and then keeps going for hours. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh koronesuki swoon with Koro-san love.

The sight of Koro-san playing with props is an absolute pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by Koro-san getting frustrated, panting in agony as she struggles to win!

When a band of nousagi makes their final stand with nothing but numberfagging, only to have their rabbit smashed to atoms bit by bit by Koro-san's senpai power, I'm in ecstasy.

I love it when Koro-san struggles for six hours in the same spot in a game. It's so sad to see schmup kusoge that were supposed to be defeated at all costs, laying Koro-san to waste, their ridiculous patterns and shitty controls stalling Koro-san.

I love to be squashed under the pressure of Koro-san's bullying. The humiliation as my fellow koronesuki crawl around like vermin, wishing Koro-san would join more big group collabs.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is Koro-san, Koro-san so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow koronesuki what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further endurance streams as I do? Do you wish for more okakoro? A Koro-san who streams kusoge with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for Koro-san to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even unicorns to scavenge from this Earth!?

KORO-SAN LOVE