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>>44256645
We have a goat.

Haha big bapho boobies go bouncy bouncy boing boing

>>35191895
almost

>>35094318
You're welcome, fren. I really do like her... a lot

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>When you go over to your tits bapho neighbor's house to help her with her MamonoBook problems

>Borrows your sugar one day
>Borrows your mana the next

One day she's borrowing a cup of sugar from you.
The next she's borrowing a kiss from you.
Before you know it, she's borrowing sex from you!

>She asks you to help her with "that complicated computer stuff"
>Apparently MamonoBook isn't working
>Invites you inside to her house to help
>You do just that
>She comes really hard onto you
>Flirty and in your personal space
>Makes implicit sexual suggestions
>You show her what she needs to do
>She's not even paying attention
>Her focus is on you
>She thanks you and while leaning against you, says "I can help you with this anytime you like"
>Rubs her paw against your crotch, feeling you up
Well anon, you gonna take her up on her offer?

>Go to fuck your neighbor monster
>Suggest condom use
>She insist you fuck her raw
>Says she wants to feel a real dick in her
>Says you can just pull out when you're about to cum
>You reluctantly agree
>Fast forward 30 minutes
>You're fucking her raw, missionary position
>Tell her you're about to cum
>Her hug around you gets tighter
>She leglocks you
>"Cum in me, anon! CUM!"
>"Be my baby's daddy!!!

>"Hey neighbor!"
>"One of those days, huh?"
>"Know what would make you feel better, a kiss!"
>Give you a hug and a peck on the lips
>"Ya know neighbor, if you're ever feeling down, just come see me."
>"I'll brighten your day up <3"
>"And my door's always open to you, any day, any hour <3"
What I wouldn't give for a cheerful, tits bapho as a neighbor

>Cheerful tits bapho moves in next door to you
>Always says hello and strikes up a conversation with you outside
>Asks you one day to help "fix her computer" inside
Well anon, you gonna take the bait?

She seems nice and all. I'm sure it'll be a very happy and exciting endeavor

I wanna breed this big tits bapho

>>30413410
I prefer my goats magical

Tits goat
>Knows dark magics
>Excellent alchemist
>Ridiculously high libido
>Massive mammaries to touch and bury face in
>Exceptional cuddler
>Handlebars for sex and blowies
>Cheerful, kindhearted personality
>Enough physical strength to throw a dragon 100 yards
>Soft, gentle touch
Why haven't you taken the tits goat pill yet?

Tits bapho

>>28658521

You literally can't go wrong with tits goats