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Which H!P Kids member do you think would make for the best waifu?
If you ask me, I think the odds definitely are on Sudo Maasa. Being more than conscious of representing the lowest man on the totem pole, she would be the least reluctant to resign from her role in Berryz to lead the life of a good housewife.
Each day, upon coming back from my work as a salaryman, she would greet me, hands in mittens and apron firmly tied around her ample waist, with a griddle of lasagna and a chaste kiss on my cheek, to which I would reciprocate with one on her wide forehead.
On weekends, I would challenge her at table tennis and then let her wash my SUV just like in that photobook as a forfeit.
Our sexual life wouldn't be all that eventful, though, partly because I don't think of hear as a tiger in the sack, and partly because I want to preserve her matron aura as long as possible.
If I really have to, I would get my rocks off with her most libertine friends, such as Miyabi and Momoko, who wouldn't say no to the prospect of another cock inside of them.
And if by any chance she finds out about our love triagle, I'd bruise her with a rolled up Encyclopedia Britannica tome. I'd bruise her hard, the bitch.