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Does being childhood friends with a vampire get to mean I skip her calling me a "peasant" and go straight to "husband"?

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Wat. So was I though

>>20676513

>"Honey... Am I a lazy good for nothing husband?"

>"Hey, why would you say that?"

>Because honey... Throughout our whole marriage, I've done very little for the household. Yes I do the chores you tell me to do like wash dishes, bring the laundry to the cleaners, mop the floors. While here you are being the hard working wife who does the work, the cooking, the paying bills... I know you've said that I do alot of help by making spirit energy with you."

>"Yes and what's they problem dear?"

>"Well the demon lord and all monster forces have won... Is there still more use for any of whatever energy I make from just having sex with you and masturbating? Am I considered a lazy good for nothing outside of this house? Are some of those old Order people who used to lecture us right when they say guys like me will be useless-"

>"Stop right there honey. The moment you said that, it is not true. You are not useless or "lazy" for being a stay at home husband. You are no "sperm bank", you are my dear beloved and I love you for that. As for the feeling of being lazy and not "productive." You still are, the energy we and other couples produce is still in use and will forever be considered useful be productive. Didn't you heard? They're making a powerplant that's powered by spirit energy. The same that you and I produce when we make love, know what that means? All the power we use in our house, for the TV, the air-conditioning, for cooking, for our internet and your video games. Is all thanks to the spirit energy we all make! So be proud honey! You're also making electricity for everyone else... Are you still feeling bad that you might be useless?"

>*Sniff* "No... Not anymore now that you mention it. *Sniff*"

>"Awww! Is my baby boy crying? Awww it's okay come here~"

>the monster waifu hugs husband and motions him to slouch on her as he rests his head one her bossom

>"There there. No need to feel sad. Do you want me to make you some chicken nuggets? Or beef burgers with mashed potatoes, or with some rice and extra thick gravy to make you feel better? It's one of you favorites! And I'll order special tuty-fruity juice later. Does that sound good?

>*Sniff* "Yeah I'd like that... Can I just stay like this for awhile... I'm feeling a bit sleepy."

>"Sure baby, remember you're loving wife; me, always loves you. And you got friends who're human and monstergirl couplings who also are like us who support each other... The old age where there's pain and suffering is loooong gone. Now it's happiness, love and joy for everyone."

>"Yeah, it's true... Can stay like this for awhile? You don't mind I lie like this on you?"

>"Sure honey, just relax."

Hope people are okay with this greentexts as a reply to the anon I'm quoting.

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