/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17049207
Big Beefy Bovines!

>>15831617
We live in yurts!

>>15469213
Big fluffy labyrinth Minotaurs!

Minotaurs are the best girls for swap relationships, but no matter who tops you will always end up as the little spoon.

>Be an eager young man about to start his trial to become a full-blown member of the local Adventurer's Guild.
>All you have to do is loot some old dungeon in the woods.
>However before you set off on your quest the old chief adventurer warns you that the last recruit who tried to raid the dungeon never returned.
>None of this worries you, you studied that ruin beforehand. Old druid crypt, should have minimal skeletons, those old coots were pretty good at keeping them out. The last guy must have just fell to some old magic or something.
>Head out to the site, it's an old hole that goes deep into the ground surrounded by standing stones.
>Any good dungeon delver brings plenty of rope with him. You tie off an end to one of the standing stones and tie the free end around your waist.
>Looping up the loose line in your arm, you begin rappelling down the hole.
>The first twenty feet or so is easy with plenty of rough surfaces and footholds, but after that it progressively became smooth and slick from seeping groundwater.
>All told the hole was about 50 feet deep. You untie the rope from your waist. On the ground were odd mushrooms and debris, old planks from an ancient staircase and lengths of rope. A moldy door swung freely on ruined hinges, you light an oil lamp and continue on.
>Despite the deeply convexed ceiling the halls were very claustrophobic. Nitre and mildew battled a grand war over the walls, and the floors were slick and damp.
>Every score of yards you take out a charcoal stick and mark an arrow on the right wall, pointing to your exit. Never hurt to make it clear.
>You've been forging on for a while at this point, but have nothing to show for it. Not a single coin, necklace, or jewel. The Adventurer's Guild assured you these ruins were not cleared before.
>Suddenly you hear a sound ahead of you. Your hand flashes to the short-sword at your waist.
>From the darkness a huge figure loomed, leaning awkwardly in the narrow passage. As the figure lurched into your light more features became clear.
>Huge horns, burly arms, shaggy brown fur, a very full chest, it all added up to make your heart sink into your guts, a minotaur.
>The monster looks at you with hungry eyes and opens her mouth to speak. By this time, however, you have gotten over the shock of the initial encounter and have already spun around and begun high-tailing it out of there. Adventurer's guild or not you're not cut out for this kind of bullshit.
>The beast cries in anger behind you and begins the chase.
>Despite your head start and her bulky figure you can tell that the minotaur is gaining. Black charcoal arrows flash past your vision, the rope was not far ahead. But you could feel hot breath on your neck, you were almost out of time.
>The light growing at the end of the tunnel. You slam into the old door, busting one of the tortured hinges and making the pungent boards swing crazily on their final restraint. You jump onto the rope and begin climbing up hand-over-hand.
>You aren't four feet of the ground when the old door explodes into splinters and hobnails. A strong hand grabbed your coat and lifted you off the rope and pinned you to the wall like a limp cat.
>Before you can reach for your weapon a second hand grasps your wrists and pinned them neatly above your head. So this was how you would go out, huh? Death by snu-snu, your pelvis ground to dust between the damp dungeon floor and 100% prime beef. There were worse ways to go. But you were not done yet, you had a guild to get into. You look the minotaur in the eye and give a final plea for freedom.
Please! Before you do anything rash, I’m in the adventurer’s guild! They'll come looking for me if I disappear!
>The minotaur looked back with dumbfounded eyes
You're in the guild?! So am I, I’ve been stuck here for ages!
>Then it strikes you, the missing recruit! You figured that he, or she, had been gone for ages
Y-you are the recruit who never came back! They never told me you had gone missing so recently! Why did you chase me?
>the minotaur looks you over head to toe before setting you down gently. She helped brush of your jacket with her hands.
Because you ran away. I don’t know how long i've been stuck in this hole. My heart fluttered when I saw you in the hallway…
>You blushed at that. But there was little time to contemplate double meanings.
How did you get trapped down here anyway?
>The minotaur bent over and picked a length of frayed road from the ground.
Rope snapped. My name is Helions, what's yours?
Anon
i'll probably do a proper story off of this latter, was not expecting this greentext to run too long

>>15060408
MASSIVE
MEATY
MINOTAURS

"Hey Anon, how about you come to this dungeon with me? I need someone to carry my loot! I'll keep you safe, and I promise there will be a reward for you in the end."