/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>Anon and his buddies are preparing for a night to remember
>Planning this operation à la Ocean 11 planning scene
>Series of dead drops of different parts of a phonograph are bought with money earned from odd jobs
>Untaxed and clean bills
>Anon tripping on the sidewalk only for one of his friends 12 hours later to come to the exact spot he tripped and pretend to tie his shoes only to pick up a needle
>Even go so far as to pretend to have a falling out with one another and fight to remove any suspicion about them
>This goes on for months as they slowly build up the machine to no ones knowing
>Almost a year later and the phonograph is complete and just in time to
>It's the the class president's coronation to take over her mother and finally live up to her species name and graduate from not only high school but princess hood and become a true Pharaoh
>Everyone in the city is coming to her celebration whether they like it or not
>The party is extravagant with food and cake a plenty
>Anon spots one of his friends working as a waiter and takes the plate of popcorn shrimp from him and quickly scarfs it down
>Once out of sight he wipes down the plate revealing it to be a record
>Another of his friends has been spiking the kephri's shirley temples causing them to begin arguing over who's king is better and soon a fight breaks out
>The soldier beetles guarding the controls to the speaker system
>Everyone shuts up thanks to the soon-to-be pharaoh flexing her commanding voice
>Begins the most drawn out boring speech to every grace the dunes, it's so bad that it's putting mummies to sleep
>When it comes for her to be crowned Anon takes over the speaker system and shoves a microphone up to the cone
>Anon and his friends gather round for their pay off and get it
>"QUEEN RAMSES THE WOMAN IN GAUZE, THE WOMAN IN GAUZE"
>Roaring laughter is heard through the streets as anon and his friends join in
>Just as they see anubises and soldier beetles outside the doors the gang removes the carpet only to see the tunnel to freedom is infested with trapdoor spider girls
>Barricading the floor and doors the gang prepares the inevitable
>Knowing they'll probably get married and have kids in the dungeons, some hoping for anubises, others soldier beetles, another lamenting he never got to touch fluffy tail and one wondering if mummies wight
>But in the end they're at peace, cause they'll always have the last laugh