/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The MGC Stop and Frisk Laws are insane, officer Wan told me she has to inspect my penis to insure I am not smuggling condoms. She also said she will be taking some of my semen to enter it into the database to make sure I am not connected to any other crimes, strangely enough she insisted that I deposit it inside of her in the back of the patrol car per department policy. Complete lack of standards as you would have thought it should have been in an evidence container or something.

>>45228526
I wouldn't mind being a handyman in MGC, jobs are typically pulling mofu fluff out of shower drains and sinks. Sometimes it will be other silly stuff like opening jars for gals who have paws. I typically don't charge anything for jar opening service because those calls they tend to feed me, I constantly get repeat business and I don't think I can keep dodging these gals and their constant hints at them wishing they had a reliable human man around to help them. I recently had a fox try dosing my coffee thermos with what I assume is a mixture of alcohol and manticore venom. I will have to make a decision to marry one of these animal eared women before they make the choice for me by force. Remember fellers, even if she doesn't find you handsome, she should at least find you handy.

When I commit a crime in MGC do I have to marry the officer who caught me or the monster I committed the crime against? Also what happens if they’re both married and don’t have any friends or family available?

>>43799032
Stealing a handfull of hellwan ass on the train, turns out it was a MGC officers ass, my career as a train chikan is over the same day it began.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRL1hGPOUTo

>>43733676
That part is usually court mandated as terms of probation, thought if a suspect agrees to it with the arresting officer then a trial is unneeded saving the courts time and expense. I like to think of Justice in MGC as sort of like Judge Dredd, minus the violence.

>>43593512
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

>Breakin' Barks In the Hot Sun,
> I fought the law and the Law Wan
>A-robbin' people with a zip-gun
>I fought the law and the Law Wan
>I fought the law and the Law Wan
>I Guess my race is run
>Shes the best girl that I ever had
>I fought the law and the law Wan
>I fought the law and the law Wan

>>43239899
Nah, I prefer the content to be balanced, my favorite is the buddy cop movie Green Recruit, A Story about a rookie cop Greenworm who is partnered up with a grizzled Hellhound Police Detective who may be corrupt, will they stop the anon who has been stealing innocent monsters panties or will they have their panties and possibly even their hearts stolen.

BREAK THE LAW AND THE LAW WILL BREAK YOU.

>>42768271
I want to go.

>>42630203