/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Be big brother Anon
>Little sister is a Shirohbei
>She constantly calls me "Onii-chan"
>Always have to tell her I don't speak Parseltongue
>One day mom and dad are going to visit the old shrine mom worked at
>Mom doesn't want sis to come cause she might drink the Kool-aid
>So it's just me and my little sister
>Thankfully she knows how to cook as well as mom
>And clean as well as mom
>And generally just take care of the house as well as mom
>But there's one problem. Dad always made it clear for sis and mom to stay out of my room, and for good reason, he passed on his porn collection to me as did his father to him
>And mom already found part of dad's collection so she took it upon herself to burn every last page, then burned dad with that weird blue fire bullshit
>He likened the destruction of his archive to the burning of the library of Alexandria
>After that he cleared out the rest of his collection and handed it to me, it had everything from Angels to Zombies, Valkyries to Apophises, he also told me that none of the women in there are my ancestors so not to worry
>I even added some of my own collection to it, mostly Ushi-onis, Arachnes, and Jorou-Gumos
>What can I say, I'm a leg man
>After fighting off my sister's attempts at "cleaning" my room she seemingly gave up and left saying "I'm going to go play with my friends"
>Later that night I didn't hear the sound of chopping vegetables, or cooking meat, only the sound of cicadas and cicada girls who won't shut the fuck up about how much they want dick
>Eventually when I seems sis wasn't coming home I pulled out some of my collection, more specifically the one labeled "Spiders" to just beat it
>I put in some headphones to drown out the cicadas
>Just as I was reaching the edge I see my door visibly shake
>Then again
>When I finally manage to cover myself, but cause the photos to jump up into the air, the door bursts down and I see my lil' sis and the neighbor's Ushi-oni daughter standing in the threshold
>It takes a few seconds for them to realize what's going on when the lil' Ushi notices the photos of her race in much more compromising positions
>Sis notices this too, and is practically burning with that blue fire
>I prepare the bucket of cold water I keep for such an occasion but to my surprise sis doesn't attack me, but her friend
>Sis yells at the top of her lungs "I wont let you steal my brother!"
>They quickly begin drawing blood on each other, the lil' Ushi blackened blood spills over the floorboards mixing with sis's blood
>I put on a pair of underwear and quickly run to the bathroom turning the shower on, making sure the water is cold
>I then return to the pair with the bucket of water I kept in my room and splash it over them
>This weakens my sis long enough for me to tear her away and throw her into the ice cold bath
>The look she gives me is on of betrayal, sadness and anger
>When she finally falls asleep I turn the water to warm
>Look back to see the lil' Ushi looking over the photos while her wounds start regenerating, leaving nary a scar
>"I think this one is my aunt!"
>She shows me a image of a particularly buxom Ushi-oni
>How about we keep this between us?
>Her eyes light up like Christmas trees
>Not like that!
>I clean up any leftover blood on her and rub alcohol over any deep wounds that haven't fully regenerated
>I shoo her out of the house as I put away my porn and prepare for the worst as I hear unmistakable slithering behind me
>I'd sooner die before I give up my father's and his father's collection to my sister

>>17882112
>the way she warps his memories into think she's his onee-san
That gives me a stiffy.

>>17122721
I'd prefer a thicc, milky bakunyuu hebi.

>>16956493
I want a fat-bottomed Shirohebi to facesit me.

Behold, a Tiddiehebi.