/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>buy three onaholes with explicit loli pictures on the covers
>get an usb warmer, a daki and one bottle of pepe
>package is stuck at clearance, dhl won't tell me what's going on
>finally get a call two days later, they ask for some confirmation about my personal info
>ask what the fuck was going on
>"oh nothing it's just... inside your uhm items, there was this bottle of uhm lotion and we had to check what it was because of sanitary reasons"
>ask if they opened it
>"yeah but we didn't touch uhm anything"
>mfw of all the things I had it was the fucking pepe lube that created problems