/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45288524
That's what the reptilians want you to think.

>>42489274
>You know how sometimes you look at someone and you just know that you're genetically programmed to be their enemy?
>There's people you just look at and you're like "Oh, I'm your genetic enemy somehow. We are destined to do battle"

Who would you main in a monster girl fighting game?

>>19630603
It depends on the circumstances. Monsters can distinguish between, say, a man who works as an assassin so he can pay for his sick daughter's medicine and a man who works as an assassin because he enjoys killing for its own sake.

>>16884804
Good man, treating lizards gently is a must. Unlike those flying lizards people call dragons, now those are for rough sex.

>>16857889
>>16857893
Fuck it I'm going full lewd.
>salamander pins down the lizard so they're breast to breast
>the lizard cries that two on one is unfair and demands an honourable duel
>neither of you listen to her protests, instead you shove your cock in her mouth to shut her up, much to your assistant's delight
>the salamander grins and lifts up the victim's shirt, toying with one of her breasts while she focuses on your cock violating the poor lizard's throat
>you pull out, causing the lizard to gag and the sally to giggle, rewarding your partner for her help you present your manhood to her, covered in saliva
>she gives it a little lick and a few sucks before turning around and removing the lizard's panties, exposing her pussy for both of you to see
>moving into position you notice that she's wet and start fingering her a little as the salamander licks her clit
>at this point the girl regains her breath and glares daggers at the two of you and goes to protest again but the salamander pre-empts her and sits on her face
>figuring it's about time you force yourself into the lizard who now seems well prepared, shattering her hymen with one decisive thrust causing her to kick her legs and make a muffled cry into the salamander's pussy
>you hate to admit it since she was just meant to be a quick fuck and forget but her pussy is on par with your salamander companion
>"enjoying yourself?" the salamander says with a sly grin that makes her look like a cheshire, you nod and she kisses you, shifting her body as she does to grind herself against the poor lizard's face
>at this point the lizard has orgasmed twice already and you're pretty close to cumming yourself but you hold out a little longer
>it's not until you see the salamander's juices spraying in the lizard's face that you allow yourself to blow, filling the womb of the warrior girl with a load that would get any human girl pregnant in one shot
>you may need to have a chat about keeping this girl, she might make a nice pet for the two of you
Apologies for the shit writing but sometimes a man needs to lewdpost.

>>16000849
Raped.

>>16000853
Raped

>>16000881
Raped

>>16000884
Raped

>>16000887
And raped.

Regardless of answer, you all failed the Jeopardy challenge by not giving the correct reply format.

I mean you were all wrong to begin with but even if you had the right answer you'd have still replied incorrectly.

"What is Lizardman?"

She's the only one unless you "count" Demon's outfit. And it's a damn shame she's the only one too.

Suppose I convinced a Lizard Girl to read "The Lusty Argonian Maid" and she got mad at me for being a dumb pervert.
Should I kick her ass or let her win?

Post your uncommon monsterfus.

>>15017004
Sweet scaly goodness, never stop being awesome.

So the thread's changed a lot over the years, let us take a moment to remember the girls who used to be popular but managed to fall out of favour.

Remember when lizards were talked about a lot?

>>13935888
What's wrong with her?

Remember that time when you thought it would be cute to sneak up on your Lizard waifu and startle her by tugging on her tail. But in response she screamed and shed it, so it detached and fell to the ground and you freaked out?

>>13532404
This is my fetish. Especially if she's your teacher for historical fencing.

Hey there's only like, 3 others of you here now, right? So what monstergirl would you pick as the lead singer of a band you were managing? And which genre?

>Lizard Girl
>Power Ballads

Imagine a lizardgirl on the internet

>browsing 4chins
>someone says her favorite game is shit
>her reply is incredibly buttblasted
>looks like navy seals or internet tough guy pasta
>an anon replies with *unzips katana* tier shitposting
>she replies with her own *roleplaying* and seriously starts getting into it
>gets *sliced in half* after he *teleported* behind her
>she's blushing like crazy now
>thinks she's got herself a husbando
>gives out her address
>but she gets no husbando
>instead, a lot of anons dox her and get a bunch of pizzas sent to her house

>>13166156
>unless they solicit it
Well that's problematic.
>Wheel of Time
You and I are now enemies, for your taste is different from mine. En garde!
>>13166159
None that I know of do that.

I ask of you, are you M'lord?