/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fucking elves. Seriously.

Just look at those lewd bodies and those fat titties. They would fit better with the cows grazing outside than inside with the real people, claiming to be members of a supposedly 'superior' race.

And just look at those handlebar ears ready to be grabbed by an orc, human or beastman and used as leverage for thrusting into those jiggly asses and depositing their seed inside or spanking them until their ass-cheeks turn completely red.

Fucking shits claim to be better simply because they can surf down staircases and can't be poisoned, but that just means they can't enjoy getting happily drunk like the rest of the sentient races. Alcohol is not for animals anyway.
Besides, they might not be able to get drunk, shoot your semen right in their face and you will see how fucking high the little addicts get from it. Bet you could just leave a bowl filled with semen right in the middle of their queen's throne room and every elf in that room would start rubbing it against themselves, like cats and catnip.