/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>live in MGC
>always get harassed by this one monstergirl police officer who makes up bogus charges just so she can take you in for "interrogation"
>breathes heavily whenever she handcuffs you
>grabs your crotch when asking if you have a permit for a "concealed weapon"
>takes you back to the station to see if its been fired recently
>uses a variety of methods to collect DNA samples
>goes through your trash looking for evidence (underwear, used tissues, porn mags)

What is wrong with Elves?

Daily reminder that Dark Elves are the only acceptable knife ears.