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A reminder to everyone that the stronger the monster the more she is meant to be a house wife.

>>21823062
Does this look like someone who wants to steal your soul?

>>21241658
>Go find a powerful monster
>She scoffs at how weak you are and instantly writes you off
>Better yourself and begin training like a hero
>Don't have the actual powers or blessings like one so you have to make due
>Time comes to challenge her and prove to be worthy of her
>Throw fistful of dirt in her face and use this moment to sweep her off her feet
>Literally
>Pick her up and princess carry her to the bedroom and claim her
>Make sure to make her breakfast before she wakes up next morning too

>>20760275
>>20760446
>>20760515
>>20760653
>there's a few weeks where she just isn't into it anymore, she's too sore and tired to really commit to the act
>you give her some space and time to rest, figure it's unhealthy to force it
>go back to the doctor, she's in there a long time
>when she comes back out her eyes are red and she looks like she really wants to cry, but doesn't say anything
>you look at the doctor and you both just nod, you know what it means
>you have a long talk when you get home, and you decide to sleep on the couch for the night
>in the morning she's still not quite herself, but she's put the costume back on and does her normal lovey-dovey lewd morning routine, shaking her ass and talking dirty as she makes coffee
>she props herself up on the kitchen counter and looks you right in the eyes
>"It... it's okay, dear. We still have lots of time for each other, right?" she asks, smiling but her voice is shaking
>you hug her and tell her that's right, you still have each other
>"We're a fine family, just the two of us." she says, before she squeezes you a little harder. "I love you."
>you kiss long and hard, like you've never kissed before, deciding that if you can't be the best parents ever, you'll be the best couple ever
>you're interrupted when you hear what sounds like two people arguing outside, and open the door
>on the front step stand a houri and a succubus, each one carrying a scroll
>they both unruffle their clothes and try to look professional, the houri stepping forward
>"geez, what a backwater town. you know how hard it was to find this place, like-" the succubus gets cut off
>"We've recieved reports" the houri starts, "that your romance has met Eros' high loving standa-"
>the succubus shoves her back out of the way, yawning
>"My jurisdiction, honey. just look at her." she gestures to your wife, and the houri blushes. "Clearly she wants to play for the winning team."
>they both open their contracts, and present them to you
>"So, like, sign this and we'll make you a succubus. All official and shit." says the succubus, puffing out her huge, wobbling chest. "...unless you wanna just cosplay until you get all wrinkly and flabby."
>"S-sign this and you'll become a houri!" stammers the houri, unconsciously shaking her hips. "Eros loves you both and thinks you're a wonderful couple!! We can't wait to meet your baby!" she says as she starts tearing up

Which contract does your wife sign?

>>20699132
>Don't want to get raped by a random monster girl so you decide to mark yourself with the most unlikely to meet monster ever
>Lilim
>It works like a charm, monster girls aren't molesting you and attempted rapes have gone down to 0
>It's even a little hard to get used to not being the center of attention
>Your anubis boss seems a little miffed about this turn of events, but even if she sticks you in the copy room all day you still get paid the same amount
>The teenage oomukade who works the cash register at the grocery store you shop at stopped awkwardly trying to ask you out
>The dhampir who usually takes your blood donations has stopped asking if she can drink some
>Even the ghost who was haunting your place stopped
>You finally have some peace and quiet
>Suddenly a week into your new life you notice instead of monster girls just ignoring you they are now actively avoiding you
>Your anubis boss had to lay you off after figuring out that none of the other monster girls would work with you, making you a drain on the company
>The teenage oomukade now just suddenly goes on break when you go to the check-out
>The blood bank dhampir isn't taking your blood anymore, since it's been supposedly "contaminated"
>You head home wondering if the whole mana marker thing was a mistake
>Just as you enter your home you see a full blown lilim in nothing but an apron making diner
>After many hours of panic later the lilim manages to calm you down and explain how bold and brash it is to look in the direction of a lilim, let alone ask for one
>And she just couldn't say no

>>19449078
Damn right I would

>>19200432
Damn straight

>>18927151
Rude.

>Have a neighborhood cookout
>A Lilim shows up and starts manning the grill
>Nobody wants to say anything to her, especially because the food she's making is amazing
>She keeps showing off her cleavage and making bedroom eyes at you any time she notices you looking in her direction

>>16570478
I do to, but Maris just a fun lilim to bully.
>>16570489
Indeed, and I did like the thicker Mari from this pic.

>>16318145
Actually ever since Kenkou told me lilims can mass summon hordes of monsters to rape men, I just reconnected the sleeps with multiple men to train them.
I mean, why bother when you can summon ads like a raid boss?
The "wants to help her mothers dream become a reality as fast as possible" thing, becomes less of a worry when you can summon hordes of monsters at the snap of your fingers

I want a lilim wife

>>16077143
>Lilims
>Losing
>Implying that whenever they lose it's not part of their plan

More aprons, and porn.
https://picarto.tv/kanachiro
I think they're taking requests.