/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want to go into a married echidna's dungeon and steal her daughter's hand in marriage And not have a proper ceremony or anything, just elope with her and start a dungeon of our own

>You're forced to babysit your stupid younger brother at the park when you could be home playing Halo
>Mom and dad didn't even give you money for ice cream so you can't even enjoy that
>Luckily you brought your gameboy sp to play pokemon
>But unluckily you didn't charge it the night before and now it's almost dead, right at the elite four so you plan to speedrun them and save before it dies
>Your at 1% when you look up for a split second and notice a much, much older looking echidna is talking to your little brother
>You look back to your game thinking he can't be stupid enough to go with a complete stranger but his dumbass does
>He takes her hand probably on some false promise of candy in her van
>You're right at Gary and ready to smash his stupid smug face in
>You don't know if you turn it off will it turn back on again with such low power and the echinda is slithering away with your brother as you make your choice
>Do you sacrifice all your progress that you made and save your little brother?
>Or do you forsake him and continue to play pokemon?