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Harpies are far more likely to go after bald men. This is a well-documented fact.

Naturally, birds are attracted to shiny things, and when a harpy sees a man's shiny cue ball of head reflecting the sun, they can't help by swoop down and take him. Nothing makes a harpy more happy then a shiny thing that can also fertilize their eggs.

Let's say your only chance at a mamono wife is a harpy, but you can pick whichever harpy subspecies you like.
>Black harpy
>Cockatrice
>Crow Tengu
>Gandharva
>Harpy
>Jubjub
>Owl Mage
>Siren
>Thunderbird

Which kind of harpy would you go for?

>>37377611
Not really, no. If you want a pet with a powerful gimmick, you'd be better off with a harpy, since they get Super Regen when they evolve.

Everyone here will end up married to some type of harpy. The question is, which harpy will it be for you?

The truth is, if the portals were to open and you were interacting with monster girls, you're almost certain to fall in love with and marry a girl that wasn't your ideal monster waifu. Life is full of weird twists, turns, unexpected occurrences, and much more. I know we like to think otherwise, and that we're just gonna bum-rush our way to our favorite species' location. But chances are, you're gonna bump into or meet some mamono along the way who has a twinkle in her eyes and soft voice that makes your heart go doki doki, and in that moment, all you will want is her, and your previous desires will fade away. It's not a bad thing. Love is found in the most unexpected places. It will be a good end, and you'll have a long, fulfilling life with her.

I think people underestimate the pleasant, cheerful, soothing sounds of birds doing their calls. Living amongst harpies would absolutely be top tier as would being married to one

If a harpy stole your hat and won't return it unless you have lewd sex with her, what would you do?

>>20652681
I get a duck harpy?

Which is the best birb? Enlighten me.

Rank your birbs from best to worst, and perhaps include your reasoning why.

>>17660488
She's just a human chick that had her head and tits slapped onto a bird.
Hell, at least some artists give their Harpies pointy ears.

Cute bird